"TING" *call light sound*
CREW : *walked firm but actually mad and grumpy to answer the call light* May I help you out sir ?
SIR : Can you give me a "piece of wood"
CREW : *bingung* I'm sorry sir, can you repeat that again ?
SIR : A piece of wood , for my mouth!
CREW : *bingung dan bengong* Hmm.. can you elaborate more sir ? you mean ? you're hungry and want to eat a wood ?
SIR : *firm* Yes yes *shaking his head*, you know wood right, as in the tree , or from the tree , or you know right ? ? ?
CREW : *nyebut sambil istighfar dalem hati..sabaar..sabaaar..* Sir? you mean, wood ? as in from the jungle ? ? ? tree in the jungle ? @#$%
SIR : yes yes, eh.. no no,.. small woodss.. bla bla bla *ngoceh nggak jelas*
CREW : *desperately about to cry as in almost 10 minutes no respond from each other about the PIECE IF WOOD thingy*
PASSANGER NEXT TO SIR : *shaking his head, and taking his hands up as in a sign of giving up*
CREW : *decided to came back to the galley discuss this matter with the authority : senior purser, and manager, and came to conclusion brought SIR a CHOPSTICK*
CREW : *carefully and confident* Sir ... this is the piece of wood that you were asking.
SIR : *upset and shaking his head more* OH MY GOD! I cant put that in my teeth!! I need wood to pick up the food in my teeth!
CREW : *with a flat face, and burning head almost that hot to cook a single omelette answering calmly but firmly* DO U MEAN A TOOTHPICK SIR ????
SIR : YES YES YES.. THATS WHAT I MEAN..
CREW : *menghela nafas panjang* Oh My God...
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