Sunday, February 28, 2010

dont study too hard, young man!

One day in a full load flight going to Jakarta, where the passengers are mostly a group of student...A young boy press the call light..

Young Boy : *malu2* Mbak, mmm.. Ada kalkulator nggak ya yang boleh saya pinjem sebentar buat ngitung?
Melati : *bingung* Kalkulator?!?!?!?!? Hmm.. Maaf dik, kita disini ngga punya kalkulator..
Young Boy : *muka kecewa* Oh gitu ya Mbak...
Melati : *kasian* Mau pake hp aja? Nih saya pinjemin punya saya..
Young Boy : *malu2* boleh deh Mbak.. Makasih ya..
Melati : *nahan ketawa* iya sama2...


~dont study too hard when you still in high school, otherwise you will really think that there's a calculator on board, hey young man, this is an aircraft, not a bookstore, LOL~

Apple Daily vs Apple Juice


Passenger : Excuse me, can I have one glass of Apple Daily?
Cabin Crew : I beg ur pardon? Would you like the newspaper or some drink?
Passenger : Eh, I mean, apple juice


-FYI, Apple Daily is a newspaper, not a drink-

Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Schengen dan Scheveningen, serupa tapi tak sama...

pada suatu hari, Kumbang, Melati, Lebah serta satu org teman sedang membicarakan liburan mereka ke Eropa...

Melati : Eh iya, sebelum pergi, kita mesti apply visa Scheveningen yg buat Europe itu kan ya??
Lebah : Schengen kali.. Scheveningen mah pantai yg di Amsterdam itu..
Melati : Oh iya.. *malu* abis mirip namanya..
Kumbang : Hmpppffftttt....
Lebah : *ngeplak pala Melati*

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

You Know You Are Cabin Crew When....


1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter.

2. You search for a button to flush the toilet

3. You look for the "crew line" at the grocery store

4. You can pack for a 2 week trip in 1 roll-aboard

5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them

6. You NEVER unpack

7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces

8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin

9. You care about the local news in a city three states away

10. You can speak thank you in more than 5 languages

11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit

12. you understand and actually use the 24-hour clock

13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin



14. You are not actually aware of the day (if its mon,tues etc..)

15. You get excited every last week of the month because rosters will be out

16. Your wallet is filled up with different currencies

17. You stand at the front door and politely say "Buh-bye, thanks, have a nice day" when someone leaves your home

18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: "At this time, " "For your safety, " "Feel free, " and "As a reminder"

19. You actually understand the sense of using a dual time watch.

20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the "gauge is in the green"

21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows

22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are

23. You refer to cities by their airport codes

24. Every time the doorbell rings you look at the ceiling. (Don't understand? Ask a cabin crew!)

25. You actually understand every item on this list

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

BACK or BAK ?

Suatu hari di flight Rome.........

Passenger : Excuse me, can I have water?
Kumbang : Certainly madam, I'll come back later
Passenger : Sorry??
Kumbang : I'll come back (baca : bek)
Passenger : What??
Kumbang : I'll be BACK (baca : bek)
Passenger : *masih ngga ngerti juga* Haa???
Kumbang : *frustasi* I'll be BAK madam
Passenger : Ohh.. ok
Kumbang : *ngabur ke toilet sambil ngakak*

Friday, February 5, 2010

Mira Lesmana jadi trainer?

Pada suatu hari, di sebuah flight Jakarta......

Ratu : Ehhh, masa td gue liat si trainer kita itu duduk di bulkhead, jadi passenger.
Kumbang : Masa iyaa???
Ratu : Iyaa beneran
Kumbang : Samperin ah, gue mau say hi

Kumbang pun menghampiri passenger yg di sebut Ratu sebagai trainer mereka, tapi nggak lama, Kumbang balik lagi ke Ratu dengan penuh emosi

Kumbang : Untung gue blom beneran say hi.. Itu bukan trainer kita tauuuuu
Ratu : Hah?? Bukan?? Trus sapa??
Kumbang : Itu MIRA LESMANA!!!!!
Ratu : *cengengesan* Hehehehe.. Abis mirip......


~harap di maklumi, karena tuntutan pekerjaan kami yg selalu terbang kesana-kemari, kami jarang menonton televisi, jadi gak tau dehh kalo Mira Lesmana itu sebenernya bukan trainer nya pramugari :P~

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

747 or 711??

Cabin Crew : Mo minum apa Mas?
Passenger : Jus strawberry ada Mbak?
Cabin Crew : Nggak ada tuh Mas..
Passenger : Kalo jus mangga?
Cabin Crew : Nggak ada juga..
Passenger : Ooh.. jus wortel aja deh klo gitu
Cabin Crew : *becanda* yeee Mas, emgnya sini tukang jus.. ini pesawat seven four seven mas, bukan seven eleven...
Passenger : *cengengesan*


~kadang2 passenger memang mesti tahu kalau yg mereka naiki adalah pesawat Boeing 747.. bukannya convenience store serba ada seperti 7 eleven~