Friday, February 25, 2011

Nick Hornby vs Nicholas Sparks

Melati : Lo ada film The Last Song ga?
Kumbang : Hmm.. ga tau deh kyknya udah gue apus..
Melati : Yaahhh... sama film yg satu lg tuh.. hmmm apa tuh judulnya.. yg dari bukunya Nick Hornby juga
Kumbang : Nick Hornby ?
Melati : *sok tau* iyaaaa.. itu lho yg nulis buku nya The Last Song..
Kumbang : Yg nulis bukunya The Last Song itu Nicholas Spark.......
Melati : *malu* Eh iya maksud gue itu.. yaa sama2 Nick kan depannya
Kumbang : *ngikik* gue ga kenal Nick Hornby siapa..
Melati : lho, dia penulis juga bukan?
Kumbang : Emang iya ?
Melati : *langsung googling* bener kan Nick Hornby penulis juga (dalem hati : untung Nick Hornby penulis juga, kalo enggak kan malu banget gue!)

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

I'm eating bear

once upon a time, one set of crew having lunch in outport, then they're having a conversations about food.

Male Crew : Yeah, in my country they will even eat beer.
Captain : *bingung* beer?
Male Crew : Yes, we eat beer's hands.
Captain : *bengong*
Female Crew : *bingung, beer kok di 'makan'* what is beer?
Male Crew : *diam sejenak* ehhh sorry2.. I mean, they used to eat BEAR's hand
The whole set of crew : WHAT?!?!?!
Male Crew : *santai* yeah, and the bear still alive, they will just cut the hands like that
Crew : ...............................


its better if you tell people that you eat beer than you eat bear, right?