Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Paper Juice

Once upon a time, during the meal & drink service

Melati : What would you like to drink, Sir?
Passenger : Paper juice?
Melati : *bingung* Paper juice? What's that?
Passenger : Paper juice *with his confident smile*
Melati : Errr.. We have Orange Juice, Apple Juice and Tomato Juice, which one Sir?
Passenger : Paper juice *and give the look -you're a cabin crew, you should've know what is paper juice-*
Melati : What is that?? *give the look -do you think I know what is paper juice????-*
Passenger : *talk to his friend in Chinese*
His Friend : *geleng2 kepala*
Melati : *dalem hati : temen lo aja ga tau, apalagi gue.. -__-"* Yes, sir?
Passenger : This one *nunjuk2 Coke*
Melati : You mean Coke sir?????
Passenger : Yes..
Melati : *sambil nuang Coke : dari tadi kekk.. pake tebak2an dulu paper juice apaan -__-"*

Eye Shadow for Sleeping

Passenger : Excuse me, can I have eye shadow please?
Cabin Crew : You mean, you want to buy eye shadow? From the in flight duty free?
Passenger : Nooo.. Eye shadow.. for sleeping..
Cabin Crew : *bingung* eye shadow?? for sleeping??
Passenger : *nunjuk2 matanya* yes to cover my eyes, for sleeping
Cabin Crew : Oooooohhhh.. You mean EYE MASK????
Passenger : Yes..yes..

-__-"

Sanitary Napkin

Female Passenger : Excuse me, can I have sanitary napkin (pembalut) please?
Cabin Crew : Certainly *go back to galley and give it to her*
Male Passenger beside her : Can I have it as well
Cabin Crew : But Sir, its for women
Male Passenger : Yes, but I want it
Cabin Crew : Certainly I'll get it for you *walaupun dengan muka bingung tetep kasih pembalut wanita ke male passenger itu*
Male Passenger : Thank you *membuka bungkus pembalut wanita tersebut dan memakainya di MATA*

OMG, he thought that sanitary napkin can be used as an EYE MASK. Dan sang Cabin Crew pun cuma bisa bengong................