rice ? wise ? wice ? WINE !!

masih cerita seputar wine

Melati : would you like to have chicken rice or beef potato
Passenger : rice *sambil nyengir*
Melati : chicken rice?
Passenger 1 : yes..yes..
Melati : certainly, may I offer you some drinks?
Passenger 1 : mmmm.. *ngeliatin cart nya si Melati* RICE!! *sambil tersenyum lebar*
Melati : *bingung* excuse me? rice?
Passenger 1 : *masih nyengir* rice..rice..
Melati : *nunjuk makanan si passenger di meja* yes this is rice, chicken with rice, now can I offer you drinks?
Passenger 1 : wice..wise..*sambil ngangguk2*
Melati : *bengong sambil ngeliatin gerakan bibir si passenger* mmmm.. juice?? *nebak2 ngasal*
Passenger 2 (di sebelah nya) : *ikutan bengong dan berusaha nebak2 minuman apa yg di minta*
Passenger 1 : noooo..wicee..wise...
Melati : *tambah bingung* mmm...
Passenger 2 : *nanya ke passenger 1* you mean WINE ?
Passenger 1 : *senyum sumringah lebar* yeeeeessssss.. wiseeeeeee.. *tetep salah nyebut*
Melati : Ahhhhhh I see.. You want red wine or white one?
Passenger 1 : wet wise...
Melati : *langsung nangkep* Red wine? here's your red wine sir...
             Thanks for telling me, Sir *ngomong ke Passenger 2*
Passenger 2 : your welcome *nunduk sambil senyum2 ngeliat muka Melati yang daritadi udah frustasi berat*

Astaga...nebak wine aja kok susah banget...

celana robek

Suatu hari, di tengah2 service, di tengah2 cabin, seorang cabin crew laki-laki memanggil partner nya.

Male Crew : Emmm.. excuse me, would you mind to replace me for a while
Female Crew : Ha?? Why??
Male Crew : Emmm.. *ngomong bisik2* Because my trousers was torn.....
Female Crew : *teriak suara kenceng* What?? Your trousers was torn?? Are you kidding me ?? Where?? 
Male Crew : Ssshh.. here.. *sambil nunjukkin celana nya yang robek*
Female Crew : *ketawa ngakak kenceng2* hahahahahahahahahhha, ok ok I will replace you, go and change with the new one
Male Crew : *dengan muka yang udah se-merah tomat, pamit undur diri dari cabin dan sejumlah penumpang yang sebagian ikutan ketawa dan sebagian lagi berwajah prihatin*

beef-nya pake babi nggak Mbak ?

Lagi2, keanehan selalu banyak terjadi di Surabaya flight. Kali ini Mawar adalah korbannya..

Mawar : Pak, hari ini menunya beef rice sama prawn noodle, bapak mau yang mana??
Passenger : Beef mbak??
Mawar : Iya
Passenger : Beef nya pake babi nggak Mbak?
Mawar : *bingung* Hah? Bagaimana Pak?
Passenger : Iya, beefnya tapi nggak pake pork kan Mbak?? Ga ada babi nya??
Mawar : Emmm.. yaaa.. ini beef, Pak.. Daging sapi..Halal kok..
Passenger : Ohh iya.. iya... boleh deh Mbak, makasih ya

Mawar : Iya Pak, sama2..*sambil ngasih makanan ngomong dalem hati : yang namanya beef ya beef pak.. beda sama babi...*

Manis......kayak saya

Suatu hari, di Surabaya flight....

Crew : Mbak, mau minum apa?
Mbak 1 : Apple juice aja deh, Mas...
Crew : Ini apple juice nya Mbak..
Mbak 1 : Makasih Mas..*cepet2 diminum*
Crew : Iya sama2 Mbak
Mbak 1 : Waduh manis banget Mas apple juice nya
Mbak 2 : *nyeletuk* Wah apple juice cocok tuh buat saya, kan manis seperti saya...
Crew : *bengong* dalem hati : manis darimana.. Mbak sih cocoknya air putih, tawar gitu..

Can I have a wife ?

Pax : Excuse me, can I have a wife ?
Crew : *bingung* a wife ?
Pax : Yes, a wife!
Crew : I dont think I can give you that
Pax : Wife!! Wife!! *melakukan gerakkan seperti orang minum*
Crew : *membuka refrigerator* You mean this one? Wine?
Pax : *malu* Yessss, WIIINEE!!

Pak, kalo mau ganti celana, jangan di galley yah !

Suatu hari di sebuah penerbangan, seorang bapak-bapak berumur kira2 40 tahunan datang ke galley.

Pax : cang cing cong cang cing cong
Male Crew : I'm sorry, I dont speak Chinese
Pax : *tetep ngoceh* cang cing cong cang cing cong
Male Crew : ?????
Pax : *tiba2 buka celana, bersiap2 mau ganti*
Male Crew : *langsung kabur keluar galley & tutup tirai nya*

Female Crew : *jalan dari aisle sebelah, siap2 mau masuk galley*
Male Crew : Ummmm.. I don't recommend you to go in there
Female Crew : Why?
Male Crew : You can try and see yourself
Female Crew : *bingung dan tetep masuk ke galley*

Sedetik kemudian......

Female Crew : Ohh sh*ttt
Male Crew : Hahahaha, I told you

Garbage

Pax : *press the call light*
Crew : Yes, how may I help you?
Pax : garbage...garbage... *sambil melakukan gerakan memakai selimut*
Crew : You want garbage?
Pax : yes...yes...
Crew : I'll come back to you
Pax : *mengangguk2*
Crew : *sambil membawakan selimut dan berbisik pelan* this is BLAAANKET, not garbage
Pax : *cengengesan, entah tanda mengerti, entah tanda tidak mengerti*
Crew : -____-

Obama bin Laden

Suatu hari, sehabis flight New York dan Los Angeles yang sangat melelahkan, dua teman se-apartment berbincang-bincang.

Kumbang : Lo tadi kemana aja?
Melati      : Nggak kemana2, di rumah aja
Kumbang : Oh ya? Ngapain aja seharian?
Melati      : Masak.. makan..ngerapiin cucian..nonton...
Kumbang : Nonton apaan?
Melati      : Itu lho, pidatonya Obama di Jakarta...
Kumbang : Oooohhh
Melati      : Iya, Obama... *diem sejenak* Obama bin Laden...
Kumbang : *bengong sejenak, merasa ada yang aneh dengan perkataan Melati, lalu tertawa terbahak2*
Melati      : *bingung* Eh.. salah ya, itu mah Osama :P *muka memerah*

Sekali lagi, beginilah akibatnya kalau terlalu banyak mengerjakan US flight...

pengaruh tekanan

Melati : Wahhhh.. berani juga yaa lo ikut bungy jumping
Daun : Iyaa dooongg *bangga*
Melati : Trus lo turunnya gimana tuh? Lo lepasin tali nya sendiri ya?
Daun : *menjawab dengan lantang* Enggak!!
Melati : Oooh ada perahu di bawah yg nangkep lo?
Daun : *kembali menjawab dengan lantang* Enggak!!
Melati : *bingung* Lho, trus gimana????
Daun : Gue lepasin tali nya sendiri...
Melati : *geplak pala nya si Daun* Lahhhh.. tadi gue bilang apa...
Daun : Eh??

Temennya Melati : *nyeletuk* makanya.... jangan kebanyakkan terbang deh lo berdua...

3 kali ????

Pada suatu hari, alkisah ada seorang turis datang jauh2 dari Cambodia mengunjungi Hong Kong, dan tanpa sengaja mendengar percakapan 2 orang Cabin Crew

Cabin Crew X : Eh lo tau gak, gue kemaren ngeliat orang lompat dari lantai paling atas
Cabin Crew Y : Hah?? Masa?? Aduh serem amat ya..
Cabin Crew X : Iya.. ini udah kasus yang ketiga lho... Total udah 3 orang yang lompat dari lantai atas..
Cabin Crew Y : HAH??? Tuh orang udah tiga kali lompat??!?!?
Cabin Crew X : *emosi* Yeee.. bukan 3 kali lompat.. tapi ini udah orang ketiga yg lompat.. -__-"
Cabin Crew Y : Ooooo... *manggut2*

Turis : *diem2 ketawa cekikikan sambil mikir : Oh, ternyata Cabin Crew kelakuannya begini toh. ck ck ck*

something with "S"

Kumbang : Eh, hotel di Singapore yang biasa kita nginep namanya apa ya??
Mawar : Mmmm.. Starworld??
Melati : Bukaaaaaaaannn.. itu mah channel tv..
Mawar : Sofitel...???
Melati : Bukaaaaaaaaan itu juga.. hmmmmhh.. pokoknya something with "S" deh...
Mawar : Apaan ya?? Lupa gue..
Melati : *berteriak lancang dengan PD nya* FURAMA !!!
Mawar : *ngedumel diem2* Tadi katanya something with "S"... kok skrg Furama
Kumbang : *ngikik diem2*

Knight Rider ??????

Melati : Eh, waktu itu kan gue nonton film Knight Rider ya sama si Mawar
Lebah : Knight Rider? Emang ada yang baru
Melati : Ada tauuuu.. itu loh yang maen si Cameron Diaz sama Tom Cruise itu..
Kumbang : Knight and Day kali??
Melati : *malu* ehh.. iya, maksud gue itu...
Lebah : *ngakak* BWAHAHAHAHA.. duh, yang jetlag siapa sih nih..perasaan gue deh yg baru pulang terbang..
Kumbang : *ketawa tak bersuara*

jaga baby ya??

Suatu hari, Melati sedang liburan dan pulang ke Jakarta sebagai passenger. Sialnya, flight hari itu sangat sangat sangat sangat penuh sekali. Dan sialnya lagi, Melati duduk di tengah2. Di tengah2 diantara ibu2 tua sok asyik dan kakek2 rempong.

Ibu2 tua : Kamu abis liburan ya di Hong Kong?
Melati : *senyum* Oh enggak, Bu.. saya kerja disini..
Ibu2 tua : *dengan polosnya* Ooh kerja??? Kerja apa kamu?? Jaga baby ya?
Melati : *keki setengah mati* Enggak bu, saya pramugari. *dalem hati : do I look like babysitter?????*
Ibu2 tua : *mengangguk2* Oooo gitu ya.. wahh asik yaa..trus2, gajinya pasti gede dong ya?? *nanya2 annoying, pengen tau mode on*
Melati : *jutek* Maaf bu, saya nonton film dulu ya *sambil tutup kuping pake headset*

lesson : lain kali, kalo catch flight as a passenger, jangan lupa dandan ya.. biar ga disangka kerja di Hong Kong jaga baby...

Paper Juice

Once upon a time, during the meal & drink service

Melati : What would you like to drink, Sir?
Passenger : Paper juice?
Melati : *bingung* Paper juice? What's that?
Passenger : Paper juice *with his confident smile*
Melati : Errr.. We have Orange Juice, Apple Juice and Tomato Juice, which one Sir?
Passenger : Paper juice *and give the look -you're a cabin crew, you should've know what is paper juice-*
Melati : What is that?? *give the look -do you think I know what is paper juice????-*
Passenger : *talk to his friend in Chinese*
His Friend : *geleng2 kepala*
Melati : *dalem hati : temen lo aja ga tau, apalagi gue.. -__-"* Yes, sir?
Passenger : This one *nunjuk2 Coke*
Melati : You mean Coke sir?????
Passenger : Yes..
Melati : *sambil nuang Coke : dari tadi kekk.. pake tebak2an dulu paper juice apaan -__-"*

Eye Shadow for Sleeping

Passenger : Excuse me, can I have eye shadow please?
Cabin Crew : You mean, you want to buy eye shadow? From the in flight duty free?
Passenger : Nooo.. Eye shadow.. for sleeping..
Cabin Crew : *bingung* eye shadow?? for sleeping??
Passenger : *nunjuk2 matanya* yes to cover my eyes, for sleeping
Cabin Crew : Oooooohhhh.. You mean EYE MASK????
Passenger : Yes..yes..

-__-"

Sanitary Napkin

Female Passenger : Excuse me, can I have sanitary napkin (pembalut) please?
Cabin Crew : Certainly *go back to galley and give it to her*
Male Passenger beside her : Can I have it as well
Cabin Crew : But Sir, its for women
Male Passenger : Yes, but I want it
Cabin Crew : Certainly I'll get it for you *walaupun dengan muka bingung tetep kasih pembalut wanita ke male passenger itu*
Male Passenger : Thank you *membuka bungkus pembalut wanita tersebut dan memakainya di MATA*

OMG, he thought that sanitary napkin can be used as an EYE MASK. Dan sang Cabin Crew pun cuma bisa bengong................

Kaki itu apa ya??

Suatu hari di Surabaya flight, ada satu group bapak2 dan ibu2 yang lucu2 dan imut2, tapi ternyata, itu hanya kesan pertama.... selanjutnya....

Captain : Cabin Crew, prepare the cabin for landing please

Cabin Crew : *buru2 cek cabin & kumpulin headset*
Ibu2 & Suaminya : Mbak2, ini kita terbang ketinggian berapa ya?
Cabin Crew : *curi2 pandang melirik ke screen* Hmmm.. anu..kira2 36.000 kaki, Bu..
Ibu : *suaminya di gebok* ooooww 36.000 Pak tinggi eeee *dengan logat yang medok
Cabin Crew : *nungguin head set* Pak, Bu, maaf head set-nya
Suami : *gelagapan* Eh iya iya Mbak... Tapi ngomong2 Mbak, KAKI ITU APA YA MBAK???
Cabin Crew : *sungguh tak tahu ingin menjawab apa* --__--""""

Cast

Kapas jadi Kodok

Masih di acara makan malam bersama di rumah Melati dan Kumbang.. Ceritanya, Lebah lagi ngapus kuteks.

Lebah : Eh, Kumbang, kapasnya abis ya??
Kumbang : Ada tuh di kamar gue, ambil aja...
Melati : HAH?? Kodok??
Lebah : KAPAS... bukan KODOK..
Melati : *malu* Ohh..
Kumbang : *ketawa ga bersuara*

TL or TH ??

Suatu hari di acara makan malam bersama di rumah Melati & Kumbang...

Ratu : Eh gue suka bingung deh, kalo crew Philipines kenapa ya kode bahasanya TL ?
Mawar : Itu maksudnya Tagalog
Ratu : Ohh.. gue kira TL itu Thailand...
Semua : -____-

pineapple freak out

suatu hari, di Manila flight, dimana orang2 Philipines suka sekali minta pineapple juice inflight...

Melati : Welcome on board *senyum*
Passenger : Thank you, Ma'am..
Melati : *tiba2 merasakan ada sesuatu seperti menggelitik betis nya dan spontan teriak* AAAAAAAAAAA... !!!!!!
Passenger : *bingung*
Melati : *panik dan melihat apa yg menggelitik kakinya, dan ternyata.....*


benda yang menggelitik kaki Melati adalah daun2an dari buah Nanas yang di bawa oleh passenger... Karena kami tidak menyediakan Pineapple Juice, mungkin si passenger bawa mixer sendiri dan tentu, buah nanasnya...

Ya ampun, Pak!! Kirain binatang apa gitu... -___-

Open the Window

once upon a time in a very short, busy and rush flight...where we fly at approximately 35.000 ft in the middle of somewhere sky... a passenger call the cabin crew

Passenger : Excuse me
Cabin Crew : Yes Madame?
Passenger : Can I open the window?
Cabin Crew : *speechless*

is it very hot in the cabin so you want to open the window? this is an aircraft, Madame, not a public bus.

Well, you can try !

level of consciousness

The stories below, related to the level of consciousness. Before we move through, lets understand more about level of consciousness.

According to Suzie C. Tindall: The normal state of consciousness comprises either the state of wakefulness, awareness, or alertness in which most human beings function while not asleep or one of the recognized stages of normal sleep from which the person can be readily awakened.

An altered level of consciousness can result from a variety of factors, including alterations in the chemical environment of the brain (e.g. exposure to poisons), insufficient oxygen or blood flow in the brain and excessive pressure within the skull -WIKIPEDIA-


Ok, enough of the theories, now move on to the cases. Since we're flying here and there, we had a jet lagged and lack of sleep most of the time.

Case 1
Suatu hari yang cerah-cerah mendung, panas-dingin membingungkan di Vancouver, Melati, Putri Tidur dan Putri Solo berjalan2 bersama, berhubung ini adalah pertama kalinya mereka ke Vancouver, mereka pun bertanya kepada concierge. Kebetulan, manager operasional yang bertugas hari itu sangatlah ganteng.

Putri Solo : Excuse me, may I know how to get to Capilano Bridge?

Manager Hotel : Oh,you can take the train to bla bla bla and then bla bla bla

Putri Tidur & Melati : *terpesona akan kegantengan si Manager Hotel* eh, lo perhatiin kan jawabannya dia??

Putri Solo : *senyum2 ga jelas, tetep nanya2 ke si ganteng* oh, so we have to go here, and there? bla bla bla

Manager Hotel : yes, you can also take bla bla bla

Putri Solo : *muka mengerti* Oh, I understand, so we just take bla bla bla

Manager Hotel : exactly, bla bla bla

Putri Solo : ok, thank you very much

Manager Hotel : *tersenyum sumringah* my pleasure, is there anything I can do to help?

Putri Solo : *terpesona selama beberapa saat, merasa diberi angin* ohh, one more thing. bla bla bla

Melati & Putri Tidur : *nyenggol2 Putri Solo* yee dia mah kesempatan deh, mentang2 nanya ama cowo ganteng, ga mau udahan gitu..

Putri Solo : *cuek aja tetep ngobrol sama si manager ganteng*

Melati : dia ngomong apaan td?
Putri Solo : ga tau gue juga ga konsen dengerinnya.. abis cakep sih.. hihihihi
Putri Tidur : *geplak pala* yeee gue kira lo ngerti.. gue ama Melati juga ga merhatiin, sibuk ngeliatin si ganteng..
Putri Solo : *cengengesan*

lesson : lain kali, kalo mau nanya jalan, jangan sama cowo ganteng...

Case 2
Setelah sampai di downtown, mereka nggak tahu jalan ke Stanley Park, lalu mereka bertanya ke bapak2, bapak2 itu bilang, naik bis apa saja dan turun langsung disana. Mereka bertiga pun mengikuti saran bapak2 itu.

Melati : eh udah gue pencet kok, knapa ga berenti ya nih bis
Putri Tidur : Ohhh keluar nya lewat blakang nih
Orang2 di bis : push the door.. push..
Putri Solo : *dorong2 pintu* kok ga bisa sih??
Bus Driver : *nada marah* come over here to the front!!
Melati. Putri Tidur, Putri Solo : *buru2 nyamperin bus driver*
Bus Driver : what are you doing?
Melati : *bingung* we want to stop here
Bus Driver : why you want to get off from the bus???? this is an express bus, we only pick up people and stop at the last point, never drop off!!
Melati : *muka datar* Oh, we dont know
Bus Driver : *sambil buka pintu dan masih marah2* next time if you want to stop somewhere, dont take the express bus
Melati : *cuek sambil keluar bis* ok, goodbye
Putri Tidur : thank you
Putri Solo : *senyum2 ga jelas*
Bus Driver : *keki berat abis ngomelin orang tp orangnya ga peduli*

Melati : yeee.. mana gue tau kaliii kalo express bus ga pernah berenti.. lagian kata bapak2 itu, naek bis apa aja kan, berhenti nya di Stanley Park
Putri Solo : iya, aneh, penduduk sini juga kyknya ga tau klo bis itu ga pernah berhenti, buktinya orang2 di bis juga nyuruh kita dorong2 pintunya kan..
Melati : lo lagi, abis dimarahin si supir bis, knapa jawabnya thank you??
Putri Tidur : hehehehehehhehhhe
Putri Solo : ?????????

lesson :
1. lain kali, kalo mau nanya jalan, jangan sama bapak2
2. jangan pernah percaya 100% sama orang asing
3. kalo dimarahin jawabannya "sorry" bukan "thank you"

Case 3
Di stasiun kereta, mereka bertemu dengan another cowok ganteng, kali ini dari Mexico.

Melati : *sibuk liat peta train, ngoceh sendiri* Oohh kita mestinya kesini, trus kesini..
Mexican Guy : Orang Indonesia ya?
Melati : I beg your pardon?
Mexican : Orang Indonesia?
Melati : Yes, how do you know?
Mexican Guy : *speaking in Bahasa* iya, daritadi saya dengar obrolannya, saya rasanya kenal dengan bahasanya. Mau kemana?
Melati : *reply speaking in Bahasa* Oohh.. wahhh.. Bahasa Indonesianya lancar sekali yaa.. Kita mau ke Granville Island, tau nggak jalan kesana?
Mexican Guy : Wah, saya baru seminggu disini, saya juga nggak tahu
Putri Tidur : *speaking in English* Where are you come from?
Mexican Guy : *still speak in Bahasa* Saya dari Meksiko
Putri Tidur : *masih ga sadar juga nih cowo ngomong Indo, tetep ngajak ngomongnya Inggris* Ohh ic.. wow, your Bahasa is very good, where did you learn?
Mexican Guy : *again, still speak Bahasa* Saya pernah tinggal di Bali dua tahun, terus saya belajar Bahasa disana
Putri Tidur : Woww, 2 years!!

Melati : *menyadari keanehan ini dan buru2 nge-cut* Wah, hebat ya, lancar sekali Bahasa-nya.. Btw, saya Melati, ini teman saya Putri Tidur dan Putri Solo
Mexican Guy : *menjabat tangan masing2* Wah namanya susah2 sekali ya.. Nama saya Israel.. mudah diingat.. Oke, saya pergi dulu ya.. Hmm.. selamat jalan !!
Putri Tidur : *speak in English* Ok, nice too meet you, Israel
Melati : *speak in Bahasa* Sampai ketemu lagi ya
Mexican Guy : Selamat tinggal

Putri Tidur : *baru sadar* Eh, tadi tuh dia ngomong Indo yah, kok gue jawabnya pake Bahasa Inggris ya??????
Melati & Putri Solo : -____-

lesson : dengarkan baik2 kalo ada orang ngomong.. gunakan bahasa yang sama saat berkomunikasi...

Case 4
Pulang dari jalan2, mereka naik bis dulu sebelum lanjut naik train.

Melati : Eh kita berhenti disini kan? Tolong pencetin donk, tuh di depan lo pencetannya.
Putri Solo : *jalan jauh ke belakang dan mencet tombol berhenti*
Melati : Yee.. itu yg deketan dsitu tombolnya.. jauh2 amat
Putri Solo : *cengengesan*
Putri Tidur : Eh, udah ga usah di pencet, udah ada yg mencet tuh
Putri Solo : Iya, barusan gue kan yang mencet
Putri Tidur : Ohh..
Melati : -___-

lesson : anybody can tell?

Case 5
Turun dari bis, mereka melanjutkan perjalanan dengan train.

Melati : Lho, kok disini yah berhenti nya? Bener kan?
Putri Tidur : Iya bener kok nih.. Kok beda yahh stasiun kereta nya sama yang tadi??
Melati : Nah lho.. apa jangan2 stasiun nya movable kali ya..
Putri Tidur : Masa baru ditinggal berapa jam, udah berubah banyak sih nih stasiun??? Cepet amat ngebangun nya???
Putri Solo : Kan emang beda.. ini stasiun Richmond Bridge, tadi kita naik dari Lonsdale...
Melati & Putri Tidur : *bareng* Oooooohhhh

lesson : walaupun jetlag, coba perhatikan baik2 tanda2 dan rambu2 jalan, lebih baik dibanding nanya sama cowo ganteng atau bapak2.

Case 6
Dinner time !! Akhirnya setelah cape jalan2.. Mereka makan malam juga...

Putri Tidur : Duh, gue pengen ikan asin deh
Melati : Ah elo aneh2 aja mana ada ikan asin disini
Putri Solo : Ikan teri juga enak...
Melati : Apalagi itu..
Putri Tidur : Eh bedanya ikan asin sama ikan teri apaan yah??
Putri Solo : Kalo ikan asin tuh asin.. Kalo ikan teri... *berhenti sejenak, mikir...* asin juga sih...
Putri Tidur : Yeeeee..
Melati : *sok tau mode on, jawab ngasal* Kalo ikan teri itu kecil, kalo ikan asin itu besar..
Putri Tidur : *percaya* Oooohh gitu...
Melati : *ngikik* hihihihihihihihi...

lesson : sekali lagi, jangan pernah percaya 100% sama orang lain, walaupun itu teman sendiri.

Case 7
Setelah long flight yang melelahkan ini.. Akhirnya, mereka landing juga di home based. Saat landing, tiba2 si Purser teriak2.

Purser : Hey, look!! There's cute panda there
Putri Tidur : *heboh, dikirain ada panda terbang kayak di kartun2* Hah??? Is panda flying??? Where??? Where??? *sambil mencak2 ngeliat keluar jendela*
Purser : There.. *menunjuk kearah pesawat yang ada gambar panda nya* So cute right??
Putri Tidur : Ohh.. I thought there's panda flying..
Putri Solo : *ngakak nggak bersuara*

lesson : if panda can fly, they may not fit in the Economy Class seat...

Dinosaur Ribs

suatu hari, Mawar, Melati dan Kumbang sedang jalan2 di Shopping Mall...

Melati : Mau makan apa nih?
Mawar : Eh, di Resto itu makanan nya apa sih?
Kumbang : Mmmm.. pizza, pasta, dll gitu
Melati : Ada Dinosaur Ribs juga tuh...
Mawar : *bertanya dengan polosnya* Emang dapet darimana dinosaurusnya?
Melati & Kumbang : *tiba2 tak bersuara* Hmppffffttttttt...
Mawar : *ngeliatin Melati & Kumbang, mengharapkan jawaban*
Melati : Huahahaha.. Ya bukan dari ribs nya dinosaurus sih yang pasti
Mawar : *malu* Ohh.. abis namnya Dinosaur Ribs
Kumbang : Itu maksudnya pork ribs.. soalnya pork ribs kan gede banget, jadi dinamain Dinosaur Ribs
Mawar : *muka mulai merah, makin malu* mmmm...
Kumbang : Emang lo kira apaan?? Dinosaurusnya dimasukkin ke freezer gitu, trus di bikin ribs??
Mawar : *nunduk sambil ngacak2 makanan*

FYI, India and Indonesia are different...

Again, something unusual always happen in Indian flights this time, it happens 2 times to Kumbang.

Incident 1

Crew : Heiiii, you must got a lot of this flight, right?
Kumbang : Errrr.. not really, why?
Crew : Because you are from here, isn't it??
Kumbang : *polos* Ooh, no.. I'm from Indonesia
Crew : What's the different?
Kumbang : *speechless*

Incident 2

Kumbang mencoba memulai percakapan dengan crew lain yang sedang membaca majalah.

Kumbang : So, you catch flight often?
Crew : Yes, very often, how about you? You are from.....??
Kumbang : I'm from Jakarta.. Naah.. I'm not really catching flight back home
Crew : Ooohhh yeah.. You are from India, right??
Kumbang : *sungguh menyesal memulai percakapan dengan crew tersebut, dan sungguh ingin menggeplak si crew tersebut dengan majalahnya*

how can you be a flight attendant if you don't even know the difference between India and Indonesia ?????

better think fast

Once upon a time in a -full-load-1 hour 40 minutes-flights- during the meal service :

CREW : Excuse me Madame, here is a spinach cheese sandwich, what would you like to drink ?

PAX : oh yes, thank you.. drink... hmmm.. aaahhh.. hmmm.. *mikir lamaaaaaa bgt*

CREW : *sabar* We have juice's soft drinks, wines, water ,beer...

PAX : mmmmmmm... mmmmmm...

CREW : Yes Madame? What would u like to have *getting to rush the passenger*

PAX : hmm.. yeah... hahaha...hihihi *ketawa-ketiwi gak jelas*

CREW : *mulai emosi dalem hati : OH MY GOD MADAMEEE BE QUICK, PLEASE, I still have 300 passenger haven't been served* YES PLEASE ? ? ?

MADAME : okay okay .. ice tea !!!!

CREW : *ingin sekali menjawab : lo kata disini warteg!!* -__-

Inflight Wood

once upon a time in a very silent moment of a business class cabin of INDIAN flight.

"TING" *call light sound*

CREW : *walked firm but actually mad and grumpy to answer the call light* May I help you out sir ?

SIR : Can you give me a "piece of wood"

CREW : *bingung* I'm sorry sir, can you repeat that again ?

SIR : A piece of wood , for my mouth!

CREW : *bingung dan bengong* Hmm.. can you elaborate more sir ? you mean ? you're hungry and want to eat a wood ?

SIR : *firm* Yes yes *shaking his head*, you know wood right, as in the tree , or from the tree , or you know right ? ? ?

CREW : *nyebut sambil istighfar dalem hati..sabaar..sabaaar..* Sir? you mean, wood ? as in from the jungle ? ? ? tree in the jungle ? @#$%

SIR : yes yes, eh.. no no,.. small woodss.. bla bla bla *ngoceh nggak jelas*

CREW : *desperately about to cry as in almost 10 minutes no respond from each other about the PIECE IF WOOD thingy*

PASSANGER NEXT TO SIR : *shaking his head, and taking his hands up as in a sign of giving up*

CREW : *decided to came back to the galley discuss this matter with the authority : senior purser, and manager, and came to conclusion brought SIR a CHOPSTICK*

CREW : *carefully and confident* Sir ... this is the piece of wood that you were asking.

SIR : *upset and shaking his head more* OH MY GOD! I cant put that in my teeth!! I need wood to pick up the food in my teeth!

CREW : *with a flat face, and burning head almost that hot to cook a single omelette answering calmly but firmly* DO U MEAN A TOOTHPICK SIR ????



SIR : YES YES YES.. THATS WHAT I MEAN..

CREW : *menghela nafas panjang* Oh My God...

Hilang Ingatan

suatu hari, Lebah membantu Mawar merevisi buku panduan keselamatan dalam penerbangan

Mawar : halaman 1-2-11 di remove *me-remove halaman tsb*
Lebah : oke, hmmm.. *nulis2*
Mawar : eh halaman 1-2-11 tadi dimana ya?
Lebah : udah nggak ada, kayaknya udah lo remove deh tadi
Mawar : oh udah lo remove yah, makasih ya
Lebah : bukan gue yg remove, tapi kan elo sendiri yg remove td
Mawar : oh gue yah?
Lebah : -___-

riben, Rayban, atau V-kool ?

Melati : eh, Mawar, lo waktu itu beli kacamata riben dimana?
Mawar : riben?? Rayban kaliiii.. riben mah kaca film buat mobil...
Melati : bukaaaaaaann..
Mawar : Ratuuuu.. riben apaan??
Ratu : kacamata bukan??
Mawar : itu Raybaaaaannn.. Riben bukannya kaca mobil??
Ratu : kaca mobil bukannya V-kool??
Mawar : -____-

remember your phone number, miss...

suatu hari, Lebah membantu Melati mengisi form pajak.

Lebah : Nomer telfon lo berapa?
Melati : *menjawab dengan polosnya* gak tau
Lebah : *geplak pala Melati* masa nomer telfon lo sendiri gak tau????
Melati : Oh, nomer telfon gue? +852 bla bla bla
Lebah : -___-

Salah Nama

Setelah kejadian Salah Pacar beberapa waktu yang lalu, pada suatu hari, si Lebah ketemu dengan crew yang baru2 ini terbang sama Lebah

Lebah : Hi CHRISTY, how are you? where do you want to go?
Crew : Hi Lebah, I'm going to Nagoya, how about you?
Lebah : I just want to print ticket for my sister
Crew : Oh, ic..
Lebah : Ok than, have a nice flight !!
Crew : Thank you, Lebah... By the way, I'm CYNTHIA, not Christy...
Lebah : *ingin gali lobang saat itu juga dan masuk ke dalamnya*

maafkan kami yang kadang suka lupa nama orang ya

tebak-tebakkan

Di suatu sore hari yang indah di kolam renang, Melati, Mawar, Kumbang dan Lebah sedang bermain tebak2an di dalam air.... Peraturannya adalah, harus menyebut sebuah kata di dalam air, dan yang lain akan menebak kata tersebut...

Giliran pertama, Kumbang memberi tebakan

Kumbang : ok, tema nya buah2an yaa.. clue nya : BESAR, 1.. 2.. 3... *nyelem*
Mawar, Melati, Lebah : *nyelem air*
Kumbang : *menggerak2an mulutnya dalam air : S.E.M.A.N.G.K.A*
Melati : *tiba2 menyeruak keluar dari air, mengacungkan tangan dan teriak dengan PD nya* BACAAAAAANGG !!!!!
Mawar, Lebah & Kumbang : *bengong.....................*
Mawar : *geplak kepala Melati penuh emosi* buah2an kok bacangg, congggg??????
Melati : *tersipu malu*
Lebah & Kumbang : *ketawa ngakak tak bersuara sampe keselek aer kolam*

Giliran kedua, Melati memberi tebakan

Melati : ok, tema nya masih buah2an yaa.. clue nya : IJO
Mawar : buah yang ijo banyakk, congggg...
Melati : yaudah pokoknya ijo, siap ya.. 1...2...3... *nyelem*
Kumbang, Mawar, Lebah : *serentak nyelem*
Melati : *menggerakkan mulutnya dalam air : iii...blooppp..blooppp..iiii*
Kumbang, Lebah, Mawar : *bengong dalem aer sambil liat2an....*
Lebah : *keluar dari kolam, liat2an sama Mawar & Kumbang* lo ngerti nggak?
Mawar & Kumbang : *bareng, muka polos* enggak
Mawar : lo ngomong apa sih?
Melati : KIWI...
Kumbang, Mawar, Lebah : -______-"

Giliran ketiga, Mawar memberi tebakan

Mawar : kali ini tema nya negara destinasi penerbangan kita yahh.. clue nya, BENUA EROPA
Melati, Kumbang, Lebah : okeeee *nyelem air*
Mawar : *menggerakkan mulut dalam air : R.O.M.E*
Lebah : ROME !!!!!
Mawar : yakk betuuuuul !!!
Melati : ohh, gue kira tadi lo ngomong Slovakia
Kumbang : *ngakak* jauh amat Rome ama Slovakia !!
Mawar : *geplak pala Melati* lagian emang kita ada penerbangan ke Slovakia?????
Melati : * cengengesan*
Lebah : *speechless sambil geleng2 kepala*

Giliran keempat, kembali Melati memberi tebakan

Melati : oke, tema nya masih EROPA yah..
Kumbang, Lebah, Mawar : *nyelem air*
Melati : *menggerakkan mulut dalam air : woooowowowo....rrroooww..woooo..* uhuukk uhuukk.. *keselek aer kolam*
Kumbang, Mawar, Lebah : *kembali berpandang2an tak mengerti*
Mawar : apaan sih????????
Melati : *sambil batuk-batuk* uhuuuukkk..uhuukkk.. London..
Kumbang, Mawar, Lebah : -_________-"

kesimpulannya : Melati memang tidak berbakat bermain tebak kata di dalam kolam....

a story of sunglasses lady...

Flight : Vancouver - New York

Unlucky Operating Crew :
Melati
Putri Solo
Putri Tidur

Alkisah seorang wheelchair passenger Economy Class di sektor Vancouver-New York ini, seorang ibu2 tua.. Sekilas dipandang mata, si ibu tua ini tampak seperti ibu2 tua biasa pada umumnya.. Hanya saja, tampak ada sedikit kejanggalan pada penampilannya.. Si ibu memakai sunglasses super hitam dan syal bunga2 merah mencolok..

Saat si ibu tiba di pintu pesawat untuk boarding, cabin crew yang menolong si ibu dengan barang2nya tampak sedikit terkejut dengan kacamata super hitamnya.. tapi ya sudahlah, akhirnya si cabin crew ini berpikir "Oh, dia mungkin hanya ibu2 tua biasa...". Apalagi si ibu ini bepergian dengan suaminya yang tampak begitu lembut dan sabar...

Tapi ternyata.....................

Scene 1
Saat si ibu di bawa ke kursinya dan di minta duduk, si ibu nggak mau duduk dan terus ngoceh nggak berhenti, sementara passenger lain di belakangnya sudah mengantri sangat panjang. Mari kita sebut si ibu tua ini sebagai si Madame.

Cabin Crew : *tersenyum sabar* May I ask you to sit down, Madame?
Madame : *ngoceh lebay* How come the cabin is so cold? Its ZERO degree in here.
Cabin Crew : *masih sabar* Certainly, madame. Now would you mind to sit down now?
Putri Tidur : *ketawa dalem hati* Hebat juga nih ibu di badannya ada ukuran temperatur, bisa2an tau klo dinginnya sampe zero degree

Madame : *masih ngoceh ga peduli* Can you check that the door is already closed?? Its so cold here, can you turn off the air conditioner????
Cabin Crew : The door not yet closed Madame, as you can see we still board a lot of passenger behind you, now would u please sit down? we will adjust the temperature later. Now may I help you to put your bag in the overhead locker?
Putri Tidur : *ngakak dalem hati : Emang lo kata nih pesawat punya lo?? Bus PPD aja gak bisa di matiin AC nya!!*

Madame : No, I dont want you to put my bag there, I want my bags all here with me

Dengan segala usaha, bujuk dan rayu, akhirnya mereka berhasil membujuk si ibu untuk duduk (dan diam tentunya) dengan keempat tas yang semua di taruh di dekat si ibu.

Scene 2 :
Pesawat sebentar lg akan segera take off, Putri Solo sedang melakukan cabin check dan si Madame belum memakai seat belt nya.

Putri Solo : Excuse me, please fasten your seat belt
Madame : I dont want to fasten my seat belt, my doctor didn't allow me to wear seat belt. I have the certificate from my doctor. Do you wanna see???
Putri Solo : *speechless*

Scene 3 :
Entah bagaimana caranya, akhirnya si Madame sudah memakai seat belt dan take off dengan selamat. Pada saat meal service, Madame memesan special meal, Diabetic meal. Sewaktu Putri Tidur mengantarkan makanannya, si Madame menutupi seluruh tubuhnya dengan selimut, syal, scarf dan semua kain yang dia punya, dari kepala sampai kaki.

Putri Tidur : Excuse me, this is your Diabetic meal
Madame : This aircraft is so cold, I'm freezing
Putri Tidur : *dalem hati : OMG!!mau sepanas apaan lagi nih cabin???* Yes Madame, we will adjust the temperature later, this is your special meal
Madame : What is this?
Putri Tidur : Its chicken
Madame : What is the sauce?
Putri Tidur : Tomato sauce
Madame : I still feel cold, why the cabin is so cold, the wind is all over my face, I wanna talk to your manager
Putri Tidur : *mulai kesel, dalem hati : lhoo kok ga nyambung!! org gue nanya mau apa engga makanan nya, malah curhat* Certainly Madame, my manager will come to you later if she has time, now would you like your meal or not?
Madame : I want
Putri Tidur : *pengen buru2 pergi* Certainly, enjoy your meal
Madame : I dont want
Putri Tidur : *kesel* So, you like to have your meal now or later??
Madame : I dont know what I want, I want to talk to your manager
Putri Tidur : *lahhhh gimana sih nih orang???? lo aja ga tau, apalagi gue???* Certainly, I will let her know *mengambil kembali Diabetic meal si ibu2, sambil berpikir : nenek2 yang aneh...*

Scene 4 :
Di saat cabin sedang hening2nya, tiba2 call light berbunyi. Putri Solo, cabin crew kita yang kesabarannya patut diacungi jempol, keluar untuk menjawab call light tersebut. Dan sialnya, ternyata si Madame yang memencet call light tersebut.

Putri Solo : Anything I can help with the call light?
Madame : Why you turn off the light here?? Can you turn on the light??? I cant see anything, I want to eat my medicine!!
Putri Solo : *bengong mendengar jawaban si Madame sambil melihat kacamata hitam yang masih tergantung manis di matanya* Certainly Madame, I will get you some light *mengambil senter dan menolong si Madame minum obat*

Scene 5 :
Kembali si Madame memencet call light dan kembali si cabin crew tersabar kita yg menjawab.

Putri Solo : Yes Madame? Anything I can help with the call light?
Madame : *marah2* Its still dark in here!! I cant go to the toilet!!
Putri Solo : *sekali lagi, ingin sekali dia menjawab : ya iyalah!! of course, because you wear a sunglasses, so you can't see anything*

tapi lagi2, jawaban yang keluar dr mulut Putri Solo adalah:
Certainly Madame, I will bring you to the toilet, please wait a moment, I will come back to you *mengambil senter dan menuntun Madame sampai di toilet*

Madame : *melihat ada air tergenang di sink wastafel dan berteriak* What is this???? I've been flying for 25 years and I never see such things like this. I dont wanna go in. I want to use First Class toilet.

Putri Solo : *memasang wajah manis dan ingin sekali ngakak dan menjawab : Oooohh I've been flying for more than 2 years but I always see those kind of things on every flight*

tetapi karena sekali lagi sodara2, Putri Solo adalah cabin crew kita yang sabar sekali, maka, dia pun membujuk si Madame dan menjawab : Madame, that is normal, its safe if you go in. I will wait for you outside, if something happen to you inside, just knock the door and I'll be outside, waiting for you.

Madame : *ngotot abis* But I dont want to go in, its not safe. See, you can see its not safe

Putri Solo : Certainly Madame, I will put out the water first for you

Madame : No, still not safe, I don't wanna go in, I wanna use First Class Toilet.

Putri Solo : Believe me, Madame, now its very safe. I already put out the water for you. I will be here and you can always call me if something happen.

Scene 6 :
Akhirnya sodara2, kamipun landing di New York, Putri Tidur dan Putri Solo sungguh tak sabar ingin segera terlepas dari jeratan nenek2 gila tersebut. Melati yang pada saat itu bekerja di business class, membantu membawakan tas si Madame. Kurang lebih 2 cabin crew sudah membawakan tas si Madame, Melati membantu membawa handbagnya.

Madame : Hey, be very careful with my bag, I have a lot of money inside my bag
Melati : *yang sepanjang flight nggak tahu ttg kegilaan si Madame, menanggapi dengan santai dan becanda* Ohhh you have a lot of money inside here? I like money. Let me help you to take care of your bag.

Beruntung pada saat itu tangan si Madame dipegang oleh cabin crew lain.. Jika tidak, mungkin kepala Melati sudah digeplak. Atau mungkin dilempar dengan kacamata hitamnya yang masih tetap eksis menempel di matanya.

Oh My God.. Lucky we only carried her from Vancouver to New York, which is only 5 hours flight.. We can't imagine how if we carried her all the way for 16 hours...

Dear passengers, please don't give us hard time T___T

PTV nya dimana ya?

suatu hari, Melati sedang libur dan menjadi passenger, catch flight ke Jakarta.. kebetulan duduk di bulk head (bagian paling depan Economy Class) di samping ibu2 (sok) kaya yang diduga travelling bersama anaknya...

Ibu2 : *dengan suara normal tp agak kenceng* Eh, itu limit kartu kredit kita masih 125 juta lagi lho ya...
Anak : Ohh.. iya iya..
Ibu2 : *ngoceh* eh kemaren aku tuh beli Hermes yg model gembok.. Mahal juga yah ternyata
Anak : *manggut2..

Melati : *dalem hati* ya elahh buuuu.. limit kartu kredit 125 juta kok beli Hermes aja dibilang mahal...

Ibu2 : *ngebolak-balik majalah inflight shopping sambil terus nyerocoss ttg barang2 bermerk..* Eh ntar di rumah mau aku tambahin patung singa deh dua.. biar kayak rumah orang2 bule gitu.. kan bagus tuh mobil kita dua2nya bisa di taro di sana...
Anak : Ohh.. iya ya.. bagus juga kayaknya..

Melati : *dalem hati* ya elah buu, orang bule kagak suka naro patung singa kaliii di rumahnya.. *geleng2 kepala sendiri*

Anak : *tiba2 keliatan bingung* Hmm.. ini TV nya dimana yah..
Ibu2 : *tiba2 bangun dari kursinya dan ngomong kenceng* Oohh, ini TV nya muncul dari sini nanti (sambil nunjuk tempat baby bassinet didepannya dia).. ada layar putih gede gitu turun.. tenang aja..

Melati : *sungguh mati ingin ketawa ngakak, tp cuma bisa tersenyum simpul sambil menarik PTV (Personal Television)-nya di depan si Ibu2 itu*

Ibu2 : *menggumam sambil tertegun* Ohh..

Melati : *pura2 sibuk liatin PTV nya sambil nahan ketawa dan ngomong dalem hati* Aduuuh si Ibuuu.. ketauan dehh noraknyaa... :P

BBQ on Beach

suatu hari, Mawar dan Lebah baru pulang dari jalan2.. di perjalanan pulang, mereka melihat papan bertuliskan "BBQ on Beach"

Mawar : *excited* ehh kita kapan2 makan di situ yuuk.. kayaknya bagus deh
Lebah : Oh iyaa.. itu namanya Barbeque on the Beach
Mawar : iyaaaa.. kayaknya deket pantai deh..
Lebah : *terdiam sambil menarik nafas...*
Mawar : heiii kamu kenapa??? *ekspresi muka tak berdosa..

kwakwaaaawwwwwwww...

CR and OT

Passenger : Excuse me, where is CR?
Cabin Crew : *pura2 nggak tau* what is CR?
Passenger : Comfort Room
Cabin Crew : *masih pura2 gak tau* Comfort Room? You mean toilet?
Passenger : Yes
Cabin Crew : Ohh.. its OT..
Passenger : What is OT?
Cabin Crew : *menjawab dan menunjuk dengan santai* Over There...

DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A FLIGHT ATTENDANT’S BOYFRIEND? by Tareq Junior

You think you have what it takes to be a flight attendant’s boyfriend? Here are FEW things you have to put through. And that’s why they say these jet setters are the Top 3 Most Spoiled Girlfriends in the World. If you’re in a relationship with one: man, we give it up to you…. And If you’re planning to have one:

Be prepared, Be very very… prepared.

1. Do Not expect her to drive the car. She’s most not likely to have a driving license, she’d say “Babe, I only have a passport.”

2. Familiarize yourself with SKYPE, YM’s. VoIPs. She worships those amazing discoveries.

3. DO treat her like a princess before she can treat you like her king. Get ready for statements like “Buy me food, or else Ill break up with you!”

4. DO NOT be surprised if she wants you to take several shots of vaccines: Hepa B, Hepa A, Meningitis, Yellow Fever etc. etc.

5. Stay away when her roster comes out. That’s the next worse time to PMS.

6. BE grateful of her smile. You get it for free. IN the skies, it’s worth 6 digits.

7. BE READY to see yourself 5 to 10 years from now. She wants a man who knows his direction.

8. DO give importance to time, preferably Military time. 21:16 is NEVER the same as 21:17

9. DO NOT wake her up when she’s sleeping, even if you wonder “ she must be hungry after sleeping 18 hours already!” Again, LET her wake up by herself.

10. DO NOT mess with how she arranges her suitcase. Boots are for Boots sack, shampoos are for toilettries, undies are for undies bag and so on.

11. DO NOT expect her to remember names of your friends in one sitting.

12. DO NOT accuse her of bragging when she says she went to Paris for Coffee or just hit the gym in Berlin. She’s just plainly, innocently telling you a story.

13. Do not get intimidated by the beautiful men around him, chances are she’s already used to/sick of seeing hotness in form. Those men have lost their beauty.

14. DO NOT call her on the phone when she’s on Standby. DO NOT… ever.

15. Do NOT question why Half of the dresses in her closet has never been worn, and she still complains, she doesn’t have anymore.

16. Do Not remove any clothes you think is too much in his suitcase, remember: she has four sets of outfit in her suitcase: Spring, Summer, Autumn and Fall.

17. She expects you to learn how to read an Aviator watch.

18. And when she gives you that expensive Aviator watch, Do not Ask her: “ what time is it there in Khartoum?”

19. The next best gift to a Limited Louis Vuitton bag is a fancy Dual Time Watch.

20. She carries a First Aid Kit with her and 26 kinds of Supplements: Vit C,E,A,B, anti-Oxidants, Gingko Biloba, Evening Primrose Oil, Horseradish Capsules, etc. etc. even those Pills (damn-those!) you request her to take everyday!

21. At least buy McDonald's before your holiday flight, she prefers it over aircraft food, and yes even over the caviar in first class cabin.

22. Understand that discovering a designer dress on the clearance rack can be considered a peak life experience.

23. Make sure of the inaccuracy of your bathroom scale.

24. Remind her which country she is in first thing when she wakes up in the morning

25. During dinner, when she asks you whether you like chicken or beef… Oboohooy! you better think fast!

26. Begin to be scared when you oversee a long line in Immigration, she has zero tolerance on airport queues.

27. Work your muscle for a trip together, you’ll be carrying at least four baggage's for her. A Gucci make-up bag, a Paul Smith, a World Traveler Trolley, and a Barberry Laptop bag at least for a Domestic Flight.

28. A bouquet of flowers is THE if not, THE ONLY way to say “I missed you” when you pick her up at the airport.

29. Prepare yourself for her jetlag, otherwise known as the PFS or the POST Flight Syndrome. You should be awake when she is and asleep when she is . You don’t want to see a whole 72 hours of tantrums.

30. And lastly, it might seem like she thinks she is overqualified for love. But DO remember that in reality, she feels like she is just an ordinary girl standing in front of a boy, asking him…

For a foot rub… after a damn…long flight. ☺

majikannya orang mana mbak?

suatu hari di dalam bis, perjalanan pulang dari gereja di Central, Lebah bertemu dengan seorang mbak2 TKW.

Mbak : Hi, are u Philipines or Indonesia?
Lebah : Indonesia
Mbak : Ooh, turun di mana Mbak?
Lebah : Tun Muen
Mbak : Tinggal disana?
Lebah : Iya..
Mbak : Kalo ke pasar kemana Mbak?
Lebah : *bingung* mmm.. saya nggak pernah ke pasar..
Mbak : Hah?!? nggak pernah ke pasar?? Enak banget ya.. Majikannya orang mana??
Lebah : mmmmm... *tambah bingung*
Mbak : *nyerocos* kalo majikan saya tuh ya mbak, bla bla bla bla *curhat*
Lebah : *diem dan pasrah.. dalem hati mikir : nasib..nasib..udah dandan ke gereja rapi2 dan cakep2, gue masih disangka tkw juga.. hiks..*

would you be my bride??

Passenger : Excuse me, do you have an extra bride?
Melati : *bingung* Pardon me?
Passenger : Extra bride..
Melati : *tersenyum tipis* You mean BREAD?
Passenger : Yes, bride *ekspresi muka polos*
Melati : Because today we have a full flight, I will give you an extra bread if we still have *tersenyum sambil nahan ketawa*
Passenger : Oh, ok.. Thank you
Melati : Your welcome *melanjutkan service, mendorong cartnya dan berlalu sambil berkhayal, seandainya itu Ashton Kutcher yg ngomong........

Aston Kutcher : Excuse me miss, would you be my bride??
Melati : *sigap menjawab* Certainly, I DO!!

hehehehehehehe..

Alhamdulilah....

Suatu hari, Kumbang bertemu teman lama yang sudah lama tak berjumpa....

Item : Eh, kemana aja lo?
Kumbang : Alhamdulilah...
Item : *bingung* kok ditanya kemana aja jawabnya Alhamdulilah?!?!?
Kumbang : *cengengesan* ehehehehe.. iya yah... *salting sambil ngaduk2 tas*
Item : ??????

FYI, postcard dan polaroid itu beda

Kumbang sedang mengedit foto trus nanya pendapat Melati

Kumbang : Ini foto di apain ya bagusnya?
Melati : Dibikin kayak gaya POSTCARD aja
Kumbang : POSTCARD? Maksud lo ada backgroundnya gitu?
Melati : Bukaaan, kayak POSTCARD, itu lho yang ada pinggirannya
Kumbang : Hah gimana maksudnya? Ga ngerti gue?
Melati : Nih gue ambilin ya contohnya, kayak gini nihhh


Kumbang : HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Itu mah POLAROID!!

Peterselli, rasa yogurt baru

Suatu hari, Melati, Kumbang & Mawar jalan-jalan ke Ikea, di perjalanan mereka ngobrol-ngobrol tentang restoran-restoran di Jakarta.

Kumbang: Eh katanya ada restoran yoghurt enak di Senayan City
Melati & Mawar : Oh ya?? apa namanya?
Kumbang : Namanya Peterselli
Melati : Hah?? Peterselli bukannya nama sayur?
Kumbang : Iya itu lho, Peterselli, masa ga tau sih, yg sebelahnya J.co

*Melati & Mawar mikir lama, apaan ya nama tempat makan di sebelah J.co di Senayan City yang namanya mirip nama sayur*

Melati : Ooooohhh, maksud lo Sour & Sally kali??
Kumbang : Nah nah iyaaa itu diaa!!
Melati & Mawar : HAHAHAHAHAHA *ngakak guling2*

PS: waktu pulang ke Jakarta beberapa waktu lalu, kami sempet mencoba si "Peterselli" yg terkenal itu :P

and yes, we enjoyed it so much :D

its not Iten, its not Eaton, its INTAN!!

Crew HK : Yesterday I flew with Indonesian girl
Melati : Really? Whats her name?
Crew HK : Her name is EATON
Melati : "What? Say it again?
Crew HK : ITEN
Melati : *mikir kira2 siapa nama crew Indo cewek yang namanya kayak toko kue*
Crew HK : She said her name means diamond in Indonesia
Melati : Oooohhhh.. You mean INTAN?!?
Crew HK : Yeahh.. yaaa.. That one!! ITEN!! *tetep salah* How to say her name?
Melati : Its IN-TAN
Crew HK : ITAN
Melati : IN-TAN
Crew HK : ING-TEN
Melati : *frustasi ngajarinnya*

CAMEL or KEMAL?

Mawar ketemu sama crew HK (mari kita sebut dia sebagai Ako) yang pernah terbang sama dia sebelumnya. Ketemu di depan briefing counter. Mereka ngobrol2 dan si ako ini cerita kalo dia pernah terbang sama crew Indo.

Ako : Hei Mawar, yesterday I flew with Indonesian guy
Mawar : Whats his name?
Ako : His name is CAMEL
Mawar : *mikir, sapaa lagi nama crew Indo yang spellingnya kayak onta gitu*
Ako : Its CAMEL, do you know him?
Mawar : Oooohhh did you mean KEMAL?
Ako : Yeahhh, that one!! CAMEL!! *tetep*
Mawar : No, its not CAMEL, its KEMAL *masih sabar*
Ako : Ahh how to say his name? CAMEL..CAMEL.. *tetep gak bisa juga*
Mawar : Nooooo, its KEMAL not CAMEL *mulai emosi*
Ako : Aaahh so hard to pronounce his name, CAMEL right??
Mawar : -__- *frustasi*

hey Camel!! would u like to be a cabin crew?? :p

snapshot from Auckland

on the way to supermarket.. this is just the street looks like after raining... do you think it looks like a heart shape?? :D

Potato or Tomato???

Once upon a time in Auckland flight, a flight attendant was doing the service in the middle of the cabin

FA : Would you like chicken with rice or beef with potato?
Pax : Potato..potato..
FA : Beef with potato?
Pax : Yes..
FA : May I offer you some drink?
Pax : Potato juice
FA : *muka bingung* I'm sorry madam, we dont have any potato juice here, we have orange juice, apple juice and tomato juice
Pax : Ehh I mean tomato juice *muka cuek*
FA : *setengah mati pengen ngakak tp berusaha cool* Certainly, here's your TOMATO juice, please enjoy.



~maybe Potato Juice do taste better than Tomato Juice, terimakasih atas masukannya ya! mungkin akan kami pertimbangkan untuk dimasukkan kedalam pilihan menu :P~

Bulgaria itu dimana ya?

Melati : Eh temen gue kemaren cerita, katanya dia abis magang di Bulgaria...
Kumbang : Bulgaria apaan tuh?
Ratu : *becanda* itu loh, tempat jual parfum..sepatu..tas..
Kumbang : Oooh... *percaya sama Ratu dan cuek main2in handphone-nya*
Ratu : Hahahaha.. Percaya lagi..
Melati : Bukaaaaaan.. Bulgaria ituu negara..
Kumbang : Hah?? Negara??
Melati : Hmppffttt.. Iya negara.. *ketawa* kalo yg di bilang Ratu td sih itu merk Bvlgari
Kumbang : Oh, gue ga tau Bulgaria itu negara..
Melati : Hah?? Hmpfftttttt.... *ketawa gak bersuara*
Ratu : Hahahahaha..
Melati : Beneran ga tau kalo Bulgaria itu negara?? hmpfffttttt..
Kumbang : Ooohh.. Kalo Bulgaria yg negara mah tau.. Abis tadi lo bilang temen lo magang di Bulgaria, gue kira Bulgaria itu nama perusahaan atau apa gitu..*muka memerah*
Melati : Hmpfffttttt *melanjutkan ketawa tak bersuara*
Ratu : Bwahahahaha *ngakak*

~maklum... kita nggak ada penerbangan ke Bulgaria sih :P~

pepper...pepper...pepper...??

Suatu hari, di perjalanan menuju sebuah shopping mall...

Kumbang : Eh nanti abis yoga, kita makan di restoran yg ada di Jakarta juga itu yuk.. Apa tuh namanya.. Hmm.. Hot and Pepper ya??
Mawar : Bukaaaaan tauuuu.. Duh apa tuh ya namanya..
Ratu : Mmm?? *cuek*
Mawar : Salt and Pepper!!!
Ratu : Oh iya.. iya.. *walaupun merasa seperti ada yg aneh, tp mencoba berpikir mungkin ada tempat baru yang namanya Salt and Pepper*
Kumbang & Mawar : *diem, dan merasa ada yg aneh dengan nama restoran tersebut*
Mawar : Bukaaaan tauuuu!! Pepper Lunch!!!
Kumbang : *cengegesan* hehehe.. iya ya..
Ratu : *gak bisa nahan ketawa* bwahahahahahaha!!

~yah, yang penting ada pepper-pepper nya :P~

dont study too hard, young man!

One day in a full load flight going to Jakarta, where the passengers are mostly a group of student...A young boy press the call light..

Young Boy : *malu2* Mbak, mmm.. Ada kalkulator nggak ya yang boleh saya pinjem sebentar buat ngitung?
Melati : *bingung* Kalkulator?!?!?!?!? Hmm.. Maaf dik, kita disini ngga punya kalkulator..
Young Boy : *muka kecewa* Oh gitu ya Mbak...
Melati : *kasian* Mau pake hp aja? Nih saya pinjemin punya saya..
Young Boy : *malu2* boleh deh Mbak.. Makasih ya..
Melati : *nahan ketawa* iya sama2...


~dont study too hard when you still in high school, otherwise you will really think that there's a calculator on board, hey young man, this is an aircraft, not a bookstore, LOL~

Apple Daily vs Apple Juice

Passenger : Excuse me, can I have one glass of Apple Daily?
Cabin Crew : I beg ur pardon? Would you like the newspaper or some drink?
Passenger : Eh, I mean, apple juice


-FYI, Apple Daily is a newspaper, not a drink-

Schengen dan Scheveningen, serupa tapi tak sama...

pada suatu hari, Kumbang, Melati, Lebah serta satu org teman sedang membicarakan liburan mereka ke Eropa...

Melati : Eh iya, sebelum pergi, kita mesti apply visa Scheveningen yg buat Europe itu kan ya??
Lebah : Schengen kali.. Scheveningen mah pantai yg di Amsterdam itu..
Melati : Oh iya.. *malu* abis mirip namanya..
Kumbang : Hmpppffftttt....
Lebah : *ngeplak pala Melati*

You Know You Are Cabin Crew When....

1. You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter.

2. You search for a button to flush the toilet

3. You look for the "crew line" at the grocery store

4. You can pack for a 2 week trip in 1 roll-aboard

5. All of your pens have different hotel names on them

6. You NEVER unpack

7. You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads-but not by their faces

8. You can tell from 70 yards away if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin

9. You care about the local news in a city three states away

10. You can speak thank you in more than 5 languages

11. You know at least 25 uses for air sickness bags-none of which pertain to vomit

12. you understand and actually use the 24-hour clock

13. You own 2 sets of uniforms: fat and thin



14. You are not actually aware of the day (if its mon,tues etc..)

15. You get excited every last week of the month because rosters will be out

16. Your wallet is filled up with different currencies

17. You stand at the front door and politely say "Buh-bye, thanks, have a nice day" when someone leaves your home

18. You can make a sentence using all of the following phrases: "At this time, " "For your safety, " "Feel free, " and "As a reminder"

19. You actually understand the sense of using a dual time watch.

20. You stop and inspect every fire extinguisher you pass, just to make sure the "gauge is in the green"

21. Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows

22. You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are

23. You refer to cities by their airport codes

24. Every time the doorbell rings you look at the ceiling. (Don't understand? Ask a cabin crew!)

25. You actually understand every item on this list

BACK or BAK ?

Suatu hari di flight Rome.........

Passenger : Excuse me, can I have water?
Kumbang : Certainly madam, I'll come back later
Passenger : Sorry??
Kumbang : I'll come back (baca : bek)
Passenger : What??
Kumbang : I'll be BACK (baca : bek)
Passenger : *masih ngga ngerti juga* Haa???
Kumbang : *frustasi* I'll be BAK madam
Passenger : Ohh.. ok
Kumbang : *ngabur ke toilet sambil ngakak*

Mira Lesmana jadi trainer?

Pada suatu hari, di sebuah flight Jakarta......

Ratu : Ehhh, masa td gue liat si trainer kita itu duduk di bulkhead, jadi passenger.
Kumbang : Masa iyaa???
Ratu : Iyaa beneran
Kumbang : Samperin ah, gue mau say hi

Kumbang pun menghampiri passenger yg di sebut Ratu sebagai trainer mereka, tapi nggak lama, Kumbang balik lagi ke Ratu dengan penuh emosi

Kumbang : Untung gue blom beneran say hi.. Itu bukan trainer kita tauuuuu
Ratu : Hah?? Bukan?? Trus sapa??
Kumbang : Itu MIRA LESMANA!!!!!
Ratu : *cengengesan* Hehehehe.. Abis mirip......


~harap di maklumi, karena tuntutan pekerjaan kami yg selalu terbang kesana-kemari, kami jarang menonton televisi, jadi gak tau dehh kalo Mira Lesmana itu sebenernya bukan trainer nya pramugari :P~

747 or 711??

Cabin Crew : Mo minum apa Mas?
Passenger : Jus strawberry ada Mbak?
Cabin Crew : Nggak ada tuh Mas..
Passenger : Kalo jus mangga?
Cabin Crew : Nggak ada juga..
Passenger : Ooh.. jus wortel aja deh klo gitu
Cabin Crew : *becanda* yeee Mas, emgnya sini tukang jus.. ini pesawat seven four seven mas, bukan seven eleven...
Passenger : *cengengesan*


~kadang2 passenger memang mesti tahu kalau yg mereka naiki adalah pesawat Boeing 747.. bukannya convenience store serba ada seperti 7 eleven~

tun muen ama laundry kyknya jauh deh

di suatu hari yg cerah di musim dingin, Mawar, Melati dan Tawon berjalan2, pas baru keluar apartment, tiba2 si Jaring yg tampak seperti baru bangun tdr, teriak manggil dari kamarnya, di lt 5.

Jaring : *teriak* ehh mau kemana loo???
Mawar : *bales teriak* ke Tun Muen
Jaring : *gak denger* hah?? ke laundry?
Mawar, Melati & Tawon teriak bareng : TUN MUEN!!
Jaring : Oooo

Melati : tp kita mau ke laundry dulu
Jaring : *gak denger* apa??? tun muen??
Mawar, Melati & Tawon teriak bareng : LAUNDRY!!
Jaring : ooooo

Mawar : lo ikut ajaa, ntar nyusul yaa..
Jaring : ikut kemana?? laundry??
Mawar, Melati & Tawon : *emosi* TUN MUEN!!!
Jaring : oohhh tadi katanya mau ke laundry
Mawar : iyaaa kita mau ke Tun Muen, tp ke laundry dulu.. nahh elo nyusul aja yaa ke tempat nunggu bis, ok??
Melati : Ntar telfon aja..
Jaring : ohh ok2, ntar gue telfon deh..

~pergunakanlah alat komunikasi sebaik2nya.. cape tauuuu teriak2~

apa bedanya lontong sama arem2?

suatu hari, sehabis flight Jakarta yang melelahkan, dengan passenger Ibu2 gak sabaran yg parno passportnya bakal diambil sama cabin crew dan passenger Chinese yg ngasih tebak2an taman apa yg logonya bunga yg ada di Jakarta


Mawar : duhh laper nihh gue, McD masih buka nggak ya?
Melati : ehh ngapain pesen McD sih.. drumah gue banyak makanan, ada nasi uduk, bihun, lontong, arem2...
Mawar : lontong ama arem2 emg beda?
Melati : *menjawab dengan lantang* beda!!!
Mawar : apaan bedanya?
Melati : *malu* ehh iya.. sama yah
Mawar : bwahahahaha

PS : lontong dan arem2 itu memang beda, lontong ngga ada isinya, arem2 ada isi nya *sumber : dari seorang teman*

tenang Bu, saya nggak koleksi passport kok!

masih berkaitan dengan pengisian landing card dan custom form..

Ibu : Mbak, maaf bs minta tolong isiin ngga *sambil ngasih passport, custom form, landing card*
Melati : Iya nanti saya bantuin ya bu, abis slesai meal service, saya balik lg ke Ibu
Ibu : Ohh.. ok2

Melati melanjutkan meal service dan sibuk bolak balik.

Ibu : Mbak, nanti ini tolong ya dibantuin
Melati : Iya sebentar ya bu, ini belum selesai servicenya.
Ibu : Oh iya2..

Melati pun sibuk bolak balik lagi sampai service udh hampir selesai.

Passenger di sebelah ibu2 : Excuse me, I think she needs your help to fill in the landing card
Melati : *mulai kesel, ini ibu ga sabaran bgt sih* Oh, yes I will come back to her after the service later, and I actually, I already talk to her just now
Passenger : Ohh, ok..
Melati : *nengok ke si Ibu* Ibu, sebentar yaa.. ini service nya belum selesai
Ibu : Oh iya2, tp nanti jangan lupa ya..
Melati : Iya bu, nanti saya balik lg ke Ibu ya..

Setelah selesai service, Melati menepati janjinya untuk balik lagi ke si Ibu
Melati : mana sini bu, saya isiin
Ibu : ohh ini udah saya isi sendiri kok, tp tolong di cek ya Mbak bener apa engga?
Melati : *dalam hati: emang gue petugas imigrasi apa??* Oh iya bu, sebentar ya, saya bawa dulu ke galley.
Ibu : Makasih ya Mbak
Melati : Sama2 bu *trus sibuk lagi bolak balik karena passenger banyak minta ini-itu*

tak lama kemudian... si Ibu pun memencet call light
Ibu : Mbak2, mmm, anu, itu.. saya takut nanti passportnya ditanyain di imigrasi
Melati : Iya bu, saya lagi sibuk tadi, sabar ya bu..
Ibu : Oh iya.. saya cuma takut passportnya ditanya nanti sama imigrasi
Melati : *kesel* Tenang aja kok bu, passport Ibu ngga akan saya ambil kok..
Ibu : Oh iya2.. makasih ya Mbak
Melati : Sama2 *dalam hati : ggrrrrrrrrr*

taman banyak kali mbak di Jakarta...

suatu hari di jakarta flight....

*ting tong* --> bunyi call light, partner Melati, org Indonesia juga, keluar dr galley menjawab call light.. semenit..dua menit..tiga menit..sang partner ngga balik2 juga.. tiba2, *ting tong* ada call light lain lagi, Melati pun keluar menjawab call light itu. si Partner terlihat masih ngurusin passenger, nggak jauh dari tempat call light itu berbunyi.

Melati : Yes, can I help u?
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@
Melati : Pardon? Can u speak English?
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@
Melati : *dalam hati* yahh peer bgt nih
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@*nunjuk2 landing card*
Melati : ohhhh, you want me to fill the custom form for you?
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ yess yess.. *sambil mengangguk2 dan mukanya tiba2 berubah jadi sumringah, mungkin dipikirnya : akhirnya nih pramugari ngerti juga apa yg gue maksud*

Melati : you have to fill in the occupation here *sambil nunjuk kolom occupation di custom form* may I know what is ur occupation?
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ *muka bingung*
Melati : occupation... you know?? job?? what did u do in life?? *sambil bingung, gimana caranya memperagakan kata "occupation"dalam bahasa body language*
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ *nanya2 sm passenger dsebelahnya, yg sama juga ngga ngertinya sama apa yg Melati omongin*

Melati : *tarik nafas panjang* ok2, we skip that.. now, where will u stay in jkt?
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ *muka merengut2 bingung*
Melati : *mulai frustasi* ok, where is ur address in Indonesia? mmmhh.. hotel maybe??
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ ashita..ashita..
Melati : ahh you mean Astika hotel????
Passenger : yaa yaaa!! !@#*!*#$!?!*@ *mukanya lebih sumringah lg*
Melati : *nulis2* now, back to your occupation.. what is your job??
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ *masih ngga ngerti jg*
Melati : duhhhh *tambah frustasi*

Partner Melati yg org Indo tiba2 dtg nyamperin

Partner Indo : knp nih??
Melati : gue bingung nih jelasin occupation gimana ya?
Partner Indo : waduh..gimana yaa *sama bingungnya*

tiba2 Partner mereka yg org HK nyamperin
Partner HK : *ngomong ke passenger* #$%!@&*!?!%^&
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@
Partner HK : they asked where is taman in Jakarta
Melati & Partner Indo : what??? taman?? *sambil liat2an kebingungan*

Melati : there's sooo many taman in Jakarta, because taman means park, which taman??
Partner Indo : in which area? South? West? North?

Partner HK : *nanya ke passenger* #$%!@&*!?!%^&
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@
Partner HK : they dont know which area, they said, there's a big mall there..
Melati & Partner Indo : *masih liat2an kebingungan*
Melati : mall yg deket taman apaan ya di jkt????
Partner Indo : tau...

Partner HK : *ngomong ke passenger* #$%!@&*!?!%^&
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ flawel... flawel...
Partner Indo : eh apaan tuh dia bilang??
Melati : tau.. apaan sih.. towel???
Partner HK : they said its with the flower.. and its very big, there's a mall there..

Melati : you mean the logo is flower??
Partner HK : yeaahhhh!!! with the flower logo..
Melati & Partner Indo : mmmmhhh *mikir*
Partner Indo : *tiba2 nyeletuk* ahhhhh, you mean, Mall Taman Anggrek?!?!?
Passenger : yessss !@#*!*#$!?! *mengangguk2 sambil tersenyum lebar* !@#*!*#$!?!

Melati : ya ampuuunnn.. nebak Taman Anggrek aja susah bener daritadi!!!!!
Partner Indo : kayak maen tebak2an kuis...


yeah, sometimes, we do have a "jetlag passenger" who dont even know where will they stay in a country....

Salah Pacar

suatu hari di airport.......

Lebah : eh kenalin dong ini cowo gue.......
Cowoknya Lebah : Hallo
Lalat : eh hai.. kayaknya kita udah pernah ketemu deh...
Cowoknya Lebah : Masa?? Belum deh kayaknya...
Lalat : udahhh.. yg waktu lagi makan di Tun Muen itu looohhh
Lebah : *ekspresi wajah mulai berubah, agak memucat*
Cowoknya Lebah : Yang mana ya?? *bingung*
Lalat : Itu looohh yg waktu kita makan di restoran Vietnam, trus bla bla bla bla
Mawar : *ekspresi muka udah ga jelas sambil nyubit2 Lalat*
Cowoknya Lebah : Oh, mungkin itu bukan saya.... *sambil melihat kearah Lebah yg mukanya sudah pucat pasi*
Lalat : Oh.. sorry..
Mawar : *bisik2 ke Lalat* begoooooo.. itu kan cowonya yg duluuu tauuuuuu
Lalat : Lho emgnya lain sm yg skrg?
Mawar : ya lainnnnlaaaahhhhh
Lalat : Lho yg dulu kemana??
Mawar : Ya udah putussssss

Lebah : eh gue kesana dulu ya *buru2 pamit dengan ekspresi muka yg udah ga jelas*
Cowoknya Lebah : *sok cool, tp terdengar samar2 ngomong ke Lebah : saya berharap kamu cerita lebih ke saya..*

Lalat : ehh bis gue juga udah dateng tuuh

*kabur mode On, ninggalin Mawar yg ngakak sendirian*

I cant speak Chinese, you know?????

Suatu hari di penerbangan HK - Surabaya....

Melati : Mbak, mau minum apa?
Mbak TKW : cang cing cong, nyang ying yut nyat kaing *krn si Melati mukanya oriental, diajak ngomong Cina mulu ama si Mbak TKW, entah utk yg keberapa kalinya*
Melati : *masih sabar dan berusaha ngajak ngomong bahasa Indonesia* minum apa Mbak?
Mbak TKW : cang cap meng go cap go cap go ban
Melati : *mulai kesel* Mbak, bisa bahasa Indonesia????
Mbak TKW : ohh maaf Mbak, saya kebiasaan...
Melati : *kesel, nada mulai tinggi* laen kali, kalo ktemu saya, inget2 ya muka saya, saya orang INDONESIA Mbak, ga ngerti bahasa Cina, ngertinya Bahasa Indonesia, mau minum apa tadi???
Mbak TKW : ehh iya.. iya... *salting, grogi,* air putih aja deh...

roomates jetlag conversations #2

Melati: eh ini lagunya sapa ya...
Kumbang: mmmmhhh.. itu tuh.. personilnya Take That yg keluar sapa tuh namanya
Melati: ooohhh Robin Hood!!! *dengan yakin & lantang*

Kumbang: hahahahaha.. bukaaaaaannnn.. hahahahaha
Melati: eh iya salah, maksud gue Robbie Williams :P
Kumbang: hahahahahahhahha..

mau Robin Hood atau Robbie Williams, dua2nya sama2 cakep kok :P

roomates jetlag conversations #1

Kumbang: eh, katanya di Jakarta, PS 3 lagi sale
Melati: Oh ya?? brp?
Kumbang: 4 juta gitu deh
Melati: Ooh gitu.. eh, PS 3 itu gameboy yg buat dirumah itu kan??
Kumbang: Hahahaha.. bukan gameboy namanya, tp game console, hahahaha *ketawa terbahak2*
Melati: *malu* ehh iya itu maksud gue
Kumbang: iya2, gue ngerti kok maksud lo.. hahahahaha *tetep ketawa ga berenti*

Once upon a time at the bus on the way to Central

Mawar: Naga yg buat taun baru cina itu nama nya apaan?
Melati : waduh, yg mana tuh ya??
Mawar: itu loohh, ada sebutannya gituu.. duh apa tuh ya namanya..
Melati: hmmm..
Mawar: Beruk?!


Melati: yee itu mah monyet!!
Mawar: Bekantan??
Melati: hahaha..itu bukannya badut Dufan???


Mawar: duh apa ya.. ada B..B.. nya gituuu!!
Lebah: *mikir* Barongsai bukan sih??
Mawar: Nahh iyaaaa itu!!!!
Melati: Beruk ama Bekantan kan jauhh ama Barongsaiiii
Mawar: biarin yg penting ada B..B..nya juga kan *ngeles*

*ini baru namanya barongsai

Once upon a time, in a Thai Food restaurant

Kumbang: "Mau titip apa? mau di bawain makanan ngga?"
Mawar: "Nggak usah deh, eh tp nanti gue minta tolong potongin poni ya.."
Kumbang: "Hah?? Telfonin Toni?? Toni siapa??"
Mawar: "Potongin poni, poni.. bukan Toni..."
Kumbang: "Ooohh.."

Once upon a time in an Australian flight

Mawar: "Excuse me, we are serving pork with potato and fish with rice, which one would u like?"
Passenger: "What is pork?"
Mawar: "Mmmmm.." *bingung* "Pork is... pig..."
Passenger: "What kind of animal is that?"
Mawar: "Mmmm.. its pink color"
Passenger: *still confuse*



Kumbang: *baru dtg* "Knapa2?"
Mawar: "Nggak ini passenger nanya pork itu daging apaan, bingung gue jelasinnya, gimana ya??" *sambil garuk2 kepala*
Kumbang: *bantuin ngomong ke passenger* "Pork is pig sir, mmm.. its pink color??"
Passenger: "Pink color?" *still confuse*
Kumbang: "Yes, pink color, fat, short.. Mmmm.." *bingung mau ngejelasin apalg
Passenger: "What is the sound? Duck is kwek-kwek, what is pig sound?"
Mawar: "Mmm.. the sound is... mmmm.. ngok-ngok?"
Passenger: "I dont know"
Kumbang: "Mmm.. Oink oink?"
Passenger: *tambah bingung*
Kumbang & Mawar: *tambah frustasi*

roomates jetlag conversations #3

Melati: jepitan gue kmana ya??
Kumbang: hmmm.. ga tau deh gue.. di kamar lo gak??
Melati: duh ngga ada
Kumbang: eh itu di rambut lo apaan??
Melati: *megang rambut* oh iya ya *malu*

akibat jetlag #2

Poppy: aku abis ini ada flight Bahrain nih
Melati: Oh ya?? Hotelnya bagus bgt lho, nih ada fotonya
Poppy: Mana.. mana.. liat..
Melati: *sambil nunjukkin foto* tuh kan bagus bgt ya.. ada dapurnya sendiri bla bla bla.. pintu nya juga bisa di tutup
Poppy: *bingung* kan pintu emg bisa ditutup
Melati: Oh iya ya.. hehehe
Kumbang: hahahhaha.. maklum, blom tidur 20 jam nihh.. hehehehe

*btw, inilah hotel tempat kita biasa menginap di Bahrain. cukup berlebihan untuk ditinggalin sendirian :D

akibat jetlag #1

suatu hari di restoran sushi setelah flight New York 16 jam yang sangat melelahkan

Melati: Bahasa Inggrisnya bill apaan ya?
Kumbang : waduh, apaan ya.......................... *mikir lamaaaa bgt*
Melati: ah dodol, bill kan bahasa Inggris!!
Kumbang : oh iya ya *sambil tetep makan sushi*

once upon a time in Mawar's room

Kumbang: *ketawa2 sendiri*
Mawar: "Knapa lo ketawa2?"
Kumbang: "Nggak ini sapi kakinya kok kecil banget, hihihihihi" *sambil terus ketawa2 geli*
Mawar: "Itu buntut nya, bukan kaki"
Kumbang: "Oooh, hahahahaha" *tetep ketawa2*