Sea Bass ? or Chivas?

Passenger : Excuse me
Kumbang : Yes?
Passenger : Can I have one more sea bass please?
Kumbang : Sea bass? you mean the main course? the fish?
Passenger : Yes, sea bass
Kumbang : I'm sorry we dont serve fish today
Passenger : Yes, but can I have sea bass please
Kumbang : *mulai kesel* yes but we dont have fish today, Sir. We do have beef and chicken, which one would you like?
Passenger : I'd like some sea bass, with ice.
Kumbang : Sea bass with ice???????
Passenger : Yes, sea bass, the whisky
Kumbang : Ahhhh, you mean CHIVAS?!?!
Passenger : Yes! that one
Kumbang : -____-"

balik lagi ke TK yuk! belajar nama2 binatang....

suatu malam di restoran Indonesia di Cairns, Australia....

Melati : ehh liat tuh, tikus lompatnya kayak kangguru
Kumbang : itu kan kodok.........
Melati : ah masa??
Kumbang : tikus mana bisa lompat

suatu siang yang cerah di pantai, somewhere in Green Island....

Melati : ihhh elangnya lucu dehhh
Kumbang : itu kan camar......
Melati : masa sih ??
Kumbang : elang warnanya gak putih semua gitu.....

suatu sore dalam perjalanan menuju ke hotel...

Melati : *nunjuk ke laut* cantik yaaa angsa nya...
Kumbang : itu kan bangau.......
Melati : masa iya?? emg apa bedanya bangau sama angsa??
Kumbang : bangau kakinya lebih panjang daripada angsa...

*ternyata, bisa jetlag juga di Australia

updates

We haven't update much lately.

Its because we're busy flying... traveling... and hanging around... like we always did on our days off...

We still have some weird passengers. Yup, a lot of them

We still have funny things to tell

We still have silly behaviors

And yes, some more stories coming :)

Mosquito Repellent to eat

Pada suatu hari, Melati dan Kumbang sedang makan malam di restoran dekat rumah mereka. 

Kumbang : Excuse me, can I have a Tabasco please?
Waiter 1 : Ok.

......menunggu 10 menit.......

Kumbang : Excuse me, can I have Tabasco please?
Waiter 2 : What??
Kumbang : Tabasco..
Waiter 2 : *gak ngerti* mmm.. what??
Kumbang : Tabasco??
Waiter 2 : mmmm... *geleng2 kepala* Ok

......menunggu 10 menit.......

Kumbang : Excuse me, do you have Tabasco?
Waiter 3 : yes....
Kumbang : So... Can I have it?
Waiter 3 : *sigap* sure!!!

......5 detik kemudian.......

Waiter 3 : there you go... *ngasih MOSQUITO REPELLENT trus ngacir*
Kumbang : *bengong* ......gue td ngomongnya Tabasco kan yah??
Melati : udah..udah.. sini gue ambil sendiri

minta TABASCO kok dikasihnya MOSQUITO REPELLENT....???? disuruh bunuh diri apa ya.......

Nick Hornby vs Nicholas Sparks

Melati : Lo ada film The Last Song ga?
Kumbang : Hmm.. ga tau deh kyknya udah gue apus..
Melati : Yaahhh... sama film yg satu lg tuh.. hmmm apa tuh judulnya.. yg dari bukunya Nick Hornby juga
Kumbang : Nick Hornby ?
Melati : *sok tau* iyaaaa.. itu lho yg nulis buku nya The Last Song..
Kumbang : Yg nulis bukunya The Last Song itu Nicholas Spark.......
Melati : *malu* Eh iya maksud gue itu.. yaa sama2 Nick kan depannya
Kumbang : *ngikik* gue ga kenal Nick Hornby siapa..
Melati : lho, dia penulis juga bukan?
Kumbang : Emang iya ?
Melati : *langsung googling* bener kan Nick Hornby penulis juga (dalem hati : untung Nick Hornby penulis juga, kalo enggak kan malu banget gue!)

I'm eating bear

once upon a time, one set of crew having lunch in outport, then they're having a conversations about food.

Male Crew : Yeah, in my country they will even eat beer.
Captain : *bingung* beer?
Male Crew : Yes, we eat beer's hands.
Captain : *bengong*
Female Crew : *bingung, beer kok di 'makan'* what is beer?
Male Crew : *diam sejenak* ehhh sorry2.. I mean, they used to eat BEAR's hand
The whole set of crew : WHAT?!?!?!
Male Crew : *santai* yeah, and the bear still alive, they will just cut the hands like that
Crew : ...............................


its better if you tell people that you eat beer than you eat bear, right?

rice ? wise ? wice ? WINE !!

masih cerita seputar wine

Melati : would you like to have chicken rice or beef potato
Passenger : rice *sambil nyengir*
Melati : chicken rice?
Passenger 1 : yes..yes..
Melati : certainly, may I offer you some drinks?
Passenger 1 : mmmm.. *ngeliatin cart nya si Melati* RICE!! *sambil tersenyum lebar*
Melati : *bingung* excuse me? rice?
Passenger 1 : *masih nyengir* rice..rice..
Melati : *nunjuk makanan si passenger di meja* yes this is rice, chicken with rice, now can I offer you drinks?
Passenger 1 : wice..wise..*sambil ngangguk2*
Melati : *bengong sambil ngeliatin gerakan bibir si passenger* mmmm.. juice?? *nebak2 ngasal*
Passenger 2 (di sebelah nya) : *ikutan bengong dan berusaha nebak2 minuman apa yg di minta*
Passenger 1 : noooo..wicee..wise...
Melati : *tambah bingung* mmm...
Passenger 2 : *nanya ke passenger 1* you mean WINE ?
Passenger 1 : *senyum sumringah lebar* yeeeeessssss.. wiseeeeeee.. *tetep salah nyebut*
Melati : Ahhhhhh I see.. You want red wine or white one?
Passenger 1 : wet wise...
Melati : *langsung nangkep* Red wine? here's your red wine sir...
             Thanks for telling me, Sir *ngomong ke Passenger 2*
Passenger 2 : your welcome *nunduk sambil senyum2 ngeliat muka Melati yang daritadi udah frustasi berat*

Astaga...nebak wine aja kok susah banget...

celana robek

Suatu hari, di tengah2 service, di tengah2 cabin, seorang cabin crew laki-laki memanggil partner nya.

Male Crew : Emmm.. excuse me, would you mind to replace me for a while
Female Crew : Ha?? Why??
Male Crew : Emmm.. *ngomong bisik2* Because my trousers was torn.....
Female Crew : *teriak suara kenceng* What?? Your trousers was torn?? Are you kidding me ?? Where?? 
Male Crew : Ssshh.. here.. *sambil nunjukkin celana nya yang robek*
Female Crew : *ketawa ngakak kenceng2* hahahahahahahahahhha, ok ok I will replace you, go and change with the new one
Male Crew : *dengan muka yang udah se-merah tomat, pamit undur diri dari cabin dan sejumlah penumpang yang sebagian ikutan ketawa dan sebagian lagi berwajah prihatin*

beef-nya pake babi nggak Mbak ?

Lagi2, keanehan selalu banyak terjadi di Surabaya flight. Kali ini Mawar adalah korbannya..

Mawar : Pak, hari ini menunya beef rice sama prawn noodle, bapak mau yang mana??
Passenger : Beef mbak??
Mawar : Iya
Passenger : Beef nya pake babi nggak Mbak?
Mawar : *bingung* Hah? Bagaimana Pak?
Passenger : Iya, beefnya tapi nggak pake pork kan Mbak?? Ga ada babi nya??
Mawar : Emmm.. yaaa.. ini beef, Pak.. Daging sapi..Halal kok..
Passenger : Ohh iya.. iya... boleh deh Mbak, makasih ya

Mawar : Iya Pak, sama2..*sambil ngasih makanan ngomong dalem hati : yang namanya beef ya beef pak.. beda sama babi...*

Manis......kayak saya

Suatu hari, di Surabaya flight....

Crew : Mbak, mau minum apa?
Mbak 1 : Apple juice aja deh, Mas...
Crew : Ini apple juice nya Mbak..
Mbak 1 : Makasih Mas..*cepet2 diminum*
Crew : Iya sama2 Mbak
Mbak 1 : Waduh manis banget Mas apple juice nya
Mbak 2 : *nyeletuk* Wah apple juice cocok tuh buat saya, kan manis seperti saya...
Crew : *bengong* dalem hati : manis darimana.. Mbak sih cocoknya air putih, tawar gitu..