taman banyak kali mbak di Jakarta...

suatu hari di jakarta flight....

*ting tong* --> bunyi call light, partner Melati, org Indonesia juga, keluar dr galley menjawab call light.. semenit..dua menit..tiga menit..sang partner ngga balik2 juga.. tiba2, *ting tong* ada call light lain lagi, Melati pun keluar menjawab call light itu. si Partner terlihat masih ngurusin passenger, nggak jauh dari tempat call light itu berbunyi.

Melati : Yes, can I help u?
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@
Melati : Pardon? Can u speak English?
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@
Melati : *dalam hati* yahh peer bgt nih
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@*nunjuk2 landing card*
Melati : ohhhh, you want me to fill the custom form for you?
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ yess yess.. *sambil mengangguk2 dan mukanya tiba2 berubah jadi sumringah, mungkin dipikirnya : akhirnya nih pramugari ngerti juga apa yg gue maksud*

Melati : you have to fill in the occupation here *sambil nunjuk kolom occupation di custom form* may I know what is ur occupation?
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ *muka bingung*
Melati : occupation... you know?? job?? what did u do in life?? *sambil bingung, gimana caranya memperagakan kata "occupation"dalam bahasa body language*
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ *nanya2 sm passenger dsebelahnya, yg sama juga ngga ngertinya sama apa yg Melati omongin*

Melati : *tarik nafas panjang* ok2, we skip that.. now, where will u stay in jkt?
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ *muka merengut2 bingung*
Melati : *mulai frustasi* ok, where is ur address in Indonesia? mmmhh.. hotel maybe??
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ ashita..ashita..
Melati : ahh you mean Astika hotel????
Passenger : yaa yaaa!! !@#*!*#$!?!*@ *mukanya lebih sumringah lg*
Melati : *nulis2* now, back to your occupation.. what is your job??
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ *masih ngga ngerti jg*
Melati : duhhhh *tambah frustasi*

Partner Melati yg org Indo tiba2 dtg nyamperin

Partner Indo : knp nih??
Melati : gue bingung nih jelasin occupation gimana ya?
Partner Indo : waduh..gimana yaa *sama bingungnya*

tiba2 Partner mereka yg org HK nyamperin
Partner HK : *ngomong ke passenger* #$%!@&*!?!%^&
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@
Partner HK : they asked where is taman in Jakarta
Melati & Partner Indo : what??? taman?? *sambil liat2an kebingungan*

Melati : there's sooo many taman in Jakarta, because taman means park, which taman??
Partner Indo : in which area? South? West? North?

Partner HK : *nanya ke passenger* #$%!@&*!?!%^&
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@
Partner HK : they dont know which area, they said, there's a big mall there..
Melati & Partner Indo : *masih liat2an kebingungan*
Melati : mall yg deket taman apaan ya di jkt????
Partner Indo : tau...

Partner HK : *ngomong ke passenger* #$%!@&*!?!%^&
Passenger : !@#*!*#$!?!*@ flawel... flawel...
Partner Indo : eh apaan tuh dia bilang??
Melati : tau.. apaan sih.. towel???
Partner HK : they said its with the flower.. and its very big, there's a mall there..

Melati : you mean the logo is flower??
Partner HK : yeaahhhh!!! with the flower logo..
Melati & Partner Indo : mmmmhhh *mikir*
Partner Indo : *tiba2 nyeletuk* ahhhhh, you mean, Mall Taman Anggrek?!?!?
Passenger : yessss !@#*!*#$!?! *mengangguk2 sambil tersenyum lebar* !@#*!*#$!?!

Melati : ya ampuuunnn.. nebak Taman Anggrek aja susah bener daritadi!!!!!
Partner Indo : kayak maen tebak2an kuis...


yeah, sometimes, we do have a "jetlag passenger" who dont even know where will they stay in a country....