We haven't update much lately.
Its because we're busy flying... traveling... and hanging around... like we always did on our days off...
We still have some weird passengers. Yup, a lot of them
We still have funny things to tell
We still have silly behaviors
And yes, some more stories coming :)
Friday, October 14, 2011
Mosquito Repellent to eat
Pada suatu hari, Melati dan Kumbang sedang makan malam di restoran dekat rumah mereka.
Kumbang : Excuse me, can I have a Tabasco please?
Waiter 1 : Ok.
......menunggu 10 menit.......
Kumbang : Excuse me, can I have Tabasco please?
Waiter 2 : What??
Kumbang : Tabasco..
Waiter 2 : *gak ngerti* mmm.. what??
Kumbang : Tabasco??
Waiter 2 : mmmm... *geleng2 kepala* Ok
......menunggu 10 menit.......
Kumbang : Excuse me, do you have Tabasco?
Waiter 3 : yes....
Kumbang : So... Can I have it?
Waiter 3 : *sigap* sure!!!
......5 detik kemudian.......
Waiter 3 : there you go... *ngasih MOSQUITO REPELLENT trus ngacir*
Kumbang : *bengong* ......gue td ngomongnya Tabasco kan yah??
Melati : udah..udah.. sini gue ambil sendiri
minta TABASCO kok dikasihnya MOSQUITO REPELLENT....???? disuruh bunuh diri apa ya.......
Kumbang : Excuse me, can I have a Tabasco please?
Waiter 1 : Ok.
......menunggu 10 menit.......
Kumbang : Excuse me, can I have Tabasco please?
Waiter 2 : What??
Kumbang : Tabasco..
Waiter 2 : *gak ngerti* mmm.. what??
Kumbang : Tabasco??
Waiter 2 : mmmm... *geleng2 kepala* Ok
......menunggu 10 menit.......
Kumbang : Excuse me, do you have Tabasco?
Waiter 3 : yes....
Kumbang : So... Can I have it?
Waiter 3 : *sigap* sure!!!
......5 detik kemudian.......
Waiter 3 : there you go... *ngasih MOSQUITO REPELLENT trus ngacir*
Kumbang : *bengong* ......gue td ngomongnya Tabasco kan yah??
Melati : udah..udah.. sini gue ambil sendiri
minta TABASCO kok dikasihnya MOSQUITO REPELLENT....???? disuruh bunuh diri apa ya.......
Friday, February 25, 2011
Nick Hornby vs Nicholas Sparks
Melati : Lo ada film The Last Song ga?
Kumbang : Hmm.. ga tau deh kyknya udah gue apus..
Melati : Yaahhh... sama film yg satu lg tuh.. hmmm apa tuh judulnya.. yg dari bukunya Nick Hornby juga
Kumbang : Nick Hornby ?
Melati : *sok tau* iyaaaa.. itu lho yg nulis buku nya The Last Song..
Kumbang : Yg nulis bukunya The Last Song itu Nicholas Spark.......
Melati : *malu* Eh iya maksud gue itu.. yaa sama2 Nick kan depannya
Kumbang : *ngikik* gue ga kenal Nick Hornby siapa..
Melati : lho, dia penulis juga bukan?
Kumbang : Emang iya ?
Melati : *langsung googling* bener kan Nick Hornby penulis juga (dalem hati : untung Nick Hornby penulis juga, kalo enggak kan malu banget gue!)
Kumbang : Hmm.. ga tau deh kyknya udah gue apus..
Melati : Yaahhh... sama film yg satu lg tuh.. hmmm apa tuh judulnya.. yg dari bukunya Nick Hornby juga
Kumbang : Nick Hornby ?
Melati : *sok tau* iyaaaa.. itu lho yg nulis buku nya The Last Song..
Kumbang : Yg nulis bukunya The Last Song itu Nicholas Spark.......
Melati : *malu* Eh iya maksud gue itu.. yaa sama2 Nick kan depannya
Kumbang : *ngikik* gue ga kenal Nick Hornby siapa..
Melati : lho, dia penulis juga bukan?
Kumbang : Emang iya ?
Melati : *langsung googling* bener kan Nick Hornby penulis juga (dalem hati : untung Nick Hornby penulis juga, kalo enggak kan malu banget gue!)
Wednesday, February 2, 2011
I'm eating bear
once upon a time, one set of crew having lunch in outport, then they're having a conversations about food.
Male Crew : Yeah, in my country they will even eat beer.
Captain : *bingung* beer?
Male Crew : Yes, we eat beer's hands.
Captain : *bengong*
Female Crew : *bingung, beer kok di 'makan'* what is beer?
Male Crew : *diam sejenak* ehhh sorry2.. I mean, they used to eat BEAR's hand
The whole set of crew : WHAT?!?!?!
Male Crew : *santai* yeah, and the bear still alive, they will just cut the hands like that
Crew : ...............................
its better if you tell people that you eat beer than you eat bear, right?
Male Crew : Yeah, in my country they will even eat beer.
Captain : *bingung* beer?
Male Crew : Yes, we eat beer's hands.
Captain : *bengong*
Female Crew : *bingung, beer kok di 'makan'* what is beer?
Male Crew : *diam sejenak* ehhh sorry2.. I mean, they used to eat BEAR's hand
The whole set of crew : WHAT?!?!?!
Male Crew : *santai* yeah, and the bear still alive, they will just cut the hands like that
Crew : ...............................
its better if you tell people that you eat beer than you eat bear, right?
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